video / text: un: didnot

[morns]

( welcome to the outdoors, Avalon Network. to be specific, welcome to the outdoor course at off limits parkour gym, because that's all that's on the screen. no sign of the person behind the username, though the observant among you may realise that's because her phone is attached to her clothes, GoPro style.

and that's the only warning there is that things are about to start moving, as Kate is quite wordless when she starts running, springing up steps and raised walls to gain height, climbing from one end of the course to the other, where she makes the leap and pulls herself onto the rooftops, continuing to move like liquid across the skyline of the city in an increasingly twisty and complex course which eventually leads her back down to ground, just around the corner from off limits. from there, it's a quick jog until she reaches the gym itself — the yellow light of the neon logo bouncing off her top knot as she lifts the camera to speak into it. )

Think you can do this? ( she pushes a loose bit of hair out of her face with an exhale, biting back the urge to just cancel this whole stupid promotional tactic. ) Prove it.

( that's all from this live broadcast, but scroll down, and you'll find a text description explaining the point of this: )

off limits parkour race
date: 2nd February
time: 14:00
cost to enter: 100g
rules: no magic

prizes:
free training sessions at off limits
picnic basket & champagne
locally produced wines
potion assortments
homemade lavender tea

Comments

text; un: mcmm

[groundzeroes]

[oh, good to see kate keeping herself occupied. this is a much nicer post to see than the last one she sent.

As for the post topic itself... well, Rei has worked out alongside Kate for long enough. And it's been a long time since his military training, but that involved some of the same thing, so... What the hell! why not!]

Sure, I'll come play.

you got healers on hand for when participants crack their heads open? lol

Private Text ; un: Caster

[colchismagecraft]

well now

i must say i rather like seeing this side of you

[Medea? Thirsty over seeing Kate like this? Never.]

text; un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

oh i wanna do it
that sounds fun
no pro like u but ive had some practice

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

Well this is new, Kate. Congrats, probably belatedly, on your business.

I may stop by to check it out. Well, to watch. Not participate.

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

fine

[ that's the tweet. ]

text, un: fireworks

[usedforcepalm]

What is parkour?

[It looks like an obstacle course to her, but she wants to be clear as to what people are supposed to do.]

text; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

Count me in. Sounds like a fun challenge.

text : un; dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

[ boy, parkour really took off while she was on the moon! Not that she's complaining - she can practice here, and show off to her boys back home! ]

YES YES YES I AM ONE THOUSAND PERCENT IN IT TO WIN IT!!!!

[thepunshow]

[ kate may not see it, but her demonstration earned a polite and very enthusiastic golf clap. ]

One that was really cool
Two I'm totally in!!!
If we win something do we just get to pick what we want

video; un: ratdirector

[sandinmyhair]

[bzuh?]

Wait... people make a sport out of that? Like, doing it for fun?

text | un: keith

[tempredmental]

Im in