Gundham Tanaka (
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Voice
[As the recording starts, there's the faint sound of movement in the background as Gundham is exploring a bit of forest.]
So, as it seems our 'hosts' - if we can truly call them that - are intent on keeping us here, it would behoove us to acquaint ourselves with the surroundings. I will say that as far as prisons go, this is not the worst. However, I do have a question. Are any that can access this familiar with the local wildlife? I've been attempting to observe but having just arrived, I'm sure my scent is unfamiliar enough to have them on edge.
However... there is wildlife here. That in itself is... unexpected.
So, as it seems our 'hosts' - if we can truly call them that - are intent on keeping us here, it would behoove us to acquaint ourselves with the surroundings. I will say that as far as prisons go, this is not the worst. However, I do have a question. Are any that can access this familiar with the local wildlife? I've been attempting to observe but having just arrived, I'm sure my scent is unfamiliar enough to have them on edge.
However... there is wildlife here. That in itself is... unexpected.
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Picture a regular deer, okay? Now picture a deer that walks on two legs, wears clothes, talks and has fingers that wiggle just like yours. No hooves on the legs they don't walk on, fucking wiggle fingers.
[ Is that a chuckle? Yeah, it is. ]
He says he's a deer but he's not any deer I've ever seen, that's what I mean by deer fingers.
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W-what... what... WHAT MANNER OF FIEND IS THIS!?
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Just a deer, at least that's what he claims. Hmmm, well, claimed I guess but that's not really the point. What I'm getting at is that you should be worried if you see something like that and not if you see something normal...
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thread hopping because; voice | un: adler
[ It's said so dryly. ]
yes, this is the response
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I'm pretty sure, anyway, only Louis has ever been this defensive about deer fingers.
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Yes, I'm a deer. And for some reason this fellow is obsessed with my fingers.
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Deer cannot speak! How can you claim to be a deer while speaking on a phone such as this!?
[At least he's not freaking out about fingers anymore?]
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[ Switches to video. ]
Does that help?
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[ Is he laughing at his own impression of people who love deer? Yeah. ]
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[ k. humans were weird already. mista has not helped their case. ]
Humans are strange.
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[ There's a pause, Mista clicking his tongue out. ]
And we're not and stranger than deer people, so touché I guess...
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...are you, like, from here or something?
[ He knows that he probably came from somewhere else, but who in the hell uses the work arcane...? ]
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[The answer to that question is a goddamn nerd, Mista. A goddamn nerd.]
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Sooooooo...arcane? What's up with that?
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...What do you mean?
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[ He stopped for a second, shaking his head a little before tilting his head slightly. ]
At least I don't, anyway, kind of makes you sound like you belong here.
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[Translation: Gundham is a nerd.]
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Seriously? Are you for real?
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