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[monostich]

So, I'm sure by now you've seen Mr. Claude's post about a feast he wants to hold, and I'm not sure how many people are in a similar situation but...

I've never had to cook before, and buying food to bring seems like it would cost a lot and not be in the spirit of things, so I was wondering if anyone had any advice? Or could help teach me? Mr. Claude said I should bring bread, but I don't know how difficult that would be.

If anyone can help, I would appreciate it.

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[monostich]

No, I can’t say I’m familiar with anyone named Archer… Or anyone else who cooks. I know everyone here eats, or at least everyone here probably eats, so I would imagine there are some people who can?

But I don’t know any of them personally. Hopefully they show up and we can all get help. Maybe it could be a group thing?

[itsjiaheng]

yeah i mean
i always just bought food
or uh
ate leftovers that were totally free for anyone to eat and definitely didn't belong to anybody ever
i dunno wtf to do with food
it's supposed to just come that way i'm not supposed to have to like mess with it to make it edible uggghHHHHH
i haven't even figured out what to bring yet
who knows if this place even has like... ingredients and shit

[monostich]

[He does not, for one second, think to question how sus Jongdae sounds.]

Well, are there any foods you like having? That's what Mr. Claude told me to bring, which is why I'm asking about bread.

There has to be ingredients, right? Otherwise how would people make food to sell.

[itsjiaheng]

oh hell yeah i like a lot of things
but wait
if he said to bring something you like
lol you can pick something other than bread you know ??
i meant ingredients for like more specific stuff
like the place i just came from you could NOT get a decent bowl of ramen ANYWHERE
it was like a desert
if the opposite of desert in this analogy was a place with a lot of ramen shops
all they had was like american food
but from like the time in history where people were like
WAY too into mayonnaise which like
ok fine
i like mayo rice just fine
but no
they've never HEARD of that
it was american-style mayonnaise so like
hard pass

[monostich]

I like bread. I don't know what else to bring... Chocolate croissants seem more difficult than bread, even if I do like them more.

I don't know what ramen, american, or mayonnaise are, but I imagine it must not have been very nice.

[itsjiaheng]

wait
you've only ever had bread and chocolate croissants ?
don't you ever eat meat ??
and you're from some other planet too ?
did you also only have bread on your planet ??

[monostich]

No, I've had more than that? Those are just things I like.

I don't know what planet I'm from, or what that has to do with bread...

[itsjiaheng]

i know i just said to wait
but WAIT
HOLD UP
PAUSE
sorry
just
???
what do you mean you don't know what planet you're from ?
i wanna help you with your like
bread problem
but i'm also wildly confused so like bear with me lmao
is this an amnesia thing or ?
which if so is you know
totally valid
shit happens amirite

[monostich]

Why am I waiting?!

Is it so strange to not know what planet I’m from? Who talks about what planet they’re from so casually?

[itsjiaheng]

????
it's like
"hold that thought"

also
whaaaat the hell
like
BRUH
i didn't get out much for years but i always knew i lived on earth
and i didn't used to but then i lived around a bunch of weirdos who came from all over so suddenly it was relevant cuz like
some people are from space

[monostich]

That makes even less sense than saying wait! You can’t hold thoughts!

Nobody’s ever told me what planet I’m from, nor did I meet anyone from space. That doesn’t make any sense.

[itsjiaheng]

ok ok ok
help me out
do you know a country
or a city
or i dunno
if we establish you're not from earth then
i accept this and that's fine
but if you are
then
buddy have i got news for you

[monostich]

I don't see how any of this has to do with food.

I was living in the country Etrana before coming here.

[itsjiaheng]

of course it matters
what if you were a local
and you never had mexican food ???
oh
OH
you know what
i bet i can solve all your problems
with a great idea
if i can locate one thing in this town
I GOT THIS

[monostich]

What do you got?!

[itsjiaheng]

"i got this" means


it means what it says lmao
it means it's handled
it's all good

[monostich]

How can it possibly mean so many things?