text; un: q.103

[monostich]

So, I'm sure by now you've seen Mr. Claude's post about a feast he wants to hold, and I'm not sure how many people are in a similar situation but...

I've never had to cook before, and buying food to bring seems like it would cost a lot and not be in the spirit of things, so I was wondering if anyone had any advice? Or could help teach me? Mr. Claude said I should bring bread, but I don't know how difficult that would be.

If anyone can help, I would appreciate it.

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[itsjiaheng]

wait
you've only ever had bread and chocolate croissants ?
don't you ever eat meat ??
and you're from some other planet too ?
did you also only have bread on your planet ??

[monostich]

No, I've had more than that? Those are just things I like.

I don't know what planet I'm from, or what that has to do with bread...

[itsjiaheng]

i know i just said to wait
but WAIT
HOLD UP
PAUSE
sorry
just
???
what do you mean you don't know what planet you're from ?
i wanna help you with your like
bread problem
but i'm also wildly confused so like bear with me lmao
is this an amnesia thing or ?
which if so is you know
totally valid
shit happens amirite

[monostich]

Why am I waiting?!

Is it so strange to not know what planet I’m from? Who talks about what planet they’re from so casually?

[itsjiaheng]

????
it's like
"hold that thought"

also
whaaaat the hell
like
BRUH
i didn't get out much for years but i always knew i lived on earth
and i didn't used to but then i lived around a bunch of weirdos who came from all over so suddenly it was relevant cuz like
some people are from space

[monostich]

That makes even less sense than saying wait! You can’t hold thoughts!

Nobody’s ever told me what planet I’m from, nor did I meet anyone from space. That doesn’t make any sense.

[itsjiaheng]

ok ok ok
help me out
do you know a country
or a city
or i dunno
if we establish you're not from earth then
i accept this and that's fine
but if you are
then
buddy have i got news for you

[monostich]

I don't see how any of this has to do with food.

I was living in the country Etrana before coming here.

[itsjiaheng]

of course it matters
what if you were a local
and you never had mexican food ???
oh
OH
you know what
i bet i can solve all your problems
with a great idea
if i can locate one thing in this town
I GOT THIS

[monostich]

What do you got?!

[itsjiaheng]

"i got this" means


it means what it says lmao
it means it's handled
it's all good

[monostich]

How can it possibly mean so many things?