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[uenosama]

[Uenoyama posts a picture of the tree first, and then follows it with a comment.

One would think that those are low-hanging paper decorations in circle shapes. But no. They are not. Those are sugar cookies in every single color that exists. On trees.]

I thought the saying was "Money doesn't grow on trees"
But apparently, cookies do


WHY are there cookies on trees!?
Are these things actually edible?
Is this some kind of trick?
Like a pretty looking mushroom but it's actually poisonous?

Comments

[uenosama]

Yes, but you can't pay me through the video

[Uenoyama's not judgemental. He's seen all sorts of things by now, including some very not friendly trolls.]

[sulit]

Okay. Fine.

[She doesn't like this, but he has a point. She'll deal.]

Where are the trees at?

[uenosama]

The trees are (here)

[Insert place where the trees are at]

I'll wait for you a bit away from the orchards. You'll recognize me easily, I have a guitar case on my back

-> action? if you'd like to continue these shenanigans

[sulit]

[A guitar case...? Interesting. She'll make a note of that, and then head for the location he detailed to her.]

[When she arrives, it's with a notebook and pen in hand and her phone stashed in her pocket. She's ready to detail every terrible thing that happens to this man from eating magical tree cookies. Offering help if anything goes wrong is a maybe... She promised him 1000G, not medical assistance.]

[If she does indeed find someone with a guitar case on his back easily enough, then she'll approach him with her hands clasped behind her back. It might be a more innocent gesture if she wasn't a gremlin at heart.]

Are you the guinea pig I purchased?