video, un: fireballin

[justwatchmeburn]

[The image of one Yang Xiao Long comes up on screen, but for those of her that know her, there's something obviously off about her. What, exactly? The chunk of golden-colored hair that's currently being held in her fist instead of sitting on her head, is what. What's more, Yang looks absolutely pissed.]

Excuse me... [She seethes through gritted teeth] But does anyone know who has a bug familiar with scissors for hands? I'd like to have words with them.

[She takes a deep breath, and then tries to speak more calmly.]

Also, is there anyone out there that can... [she motions to her hair situation] ...help me even this out? I'm new and not sure if there are any hairstylists in this city I can trust just yet.

[Note that there is now a fiery crater in the middle of a street somewhere.]

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Video | UN: lightningblossom

[roseeclair]

[Give her a second, it uh... it takes a few seconds before she responds to the video. Because she's snickering. Geez, and she thought Minako and Michiru could get fired up about their looks.]

H-hey, Yang. [Nope, not totally out of her system but 90% of the way there.] At least you know I'm not guilty, right?

[justwatchmeburn]

I'd certainly hope not, Makoto.

[She sighs.]

I spend a lot of time on this, you know? Making sure it looks and stays right even with all the fighting I do. And it just got... ruined.

video; un: Creati

[recommendations]

[ Oh no... Momo knew it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. ]

A-ah... That would be my familiar. I'm so sorry, he must have snuck off while I wasn't looking.

Please, allow me to pay for whatever haircut you might need now to even it out.

[justwatchmeburn]

... So it's yours.

[Yang lets out a deep, heavy sigh, as she tries to keep her anger in check.]

Normally I'd say to just make sure this doesn't happen again and to make sure your familiar knows what they did was wrong, but... I do need to fix this and have barely any money to my name. So yeah, I'd be fine if you paid for it.

Video, un: alsoagun

[redfightinghood]

[A scandalized gasp and... a Ruby who looks almost as upset as Yang.]

Oh my gosh...! Do you need some help?

[A beat.]

Or emotional support?

[justwatchmeburn]

They just took out a whole chunk of it Ruby! A whole chunk!

[She sounds more distressed now than anything.]

And... yeah, I could use some support. And someone to make sure I don't take this out on the nearest standing structure...

Video; un; koromaru

[whatsamada]

[Ken might be a little useless when it comes to girls but if there was one thing he knew?]

Are you going to be okay? I don't really know any hairstylist but I can try and ask around?

[When girls get a huge portion of their hair cut? Shit's going to get real.]

[justwatchmeburn]

I'll be fine. Or... as fine as I can be.

[Long-suffering sigh.]

And... thanks. Asking around would be a big help.

Video: lethe

[withclawsout]

[The camera auto-rotates after a second, but at first Lethe's face is upside down.]

A regrettable loss to your mane.

[Said with a straight face, but a slight tilt of an ear. Was Lethe

was Lethe doing a humor??]

I could help you trim it, but we laguz aren't the best at dainty hair cutting. I do know where to get decent combs and brushes for maintenance afterwards, though.

[justwatchmeburn]

[Yang looks surprised for a moment, rather than angry, which causes her to ask a question nervously.]

Hey, uhm, I appreciate the offer, and I'll definitely take you up on that... buuuut I have a question.

...Are you a faunus?

video; un: songdiva

[songstressedout]

[ Yuzu's face comes onscreen in a similar fashion, a portion of her pink pigtails being noticeably shorter than the other now. ]

You too!?

[ There's some kind of mix of anger and distress in both her voice and facial expression. It seems they're both victims, here. ]

[justwatchmeburn]

[Yang's eyes widen, as she appears mortified.]

Oh no! You too, Yuzu?! Is there no end to this madness?!

video; un: Creati

[recommendations]

[ Oh, no... Choki-kun, you've been busy, haven't you? ]

Don't tell me... Yuzu-san, was it? I am so sorry my familiar is so... So...

[ A frustrated sigh. ]

Please allow me to pay for the cost to fix your hair.

video; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Can I heal hair?! I can try to heal your hair!

[ Does healing magic work like that? Taichi's not great at it but hair sounds like he'd probably get way less nervous trying to heal it than like.. the alternative... ]

Re: video; un: 7😆H!TA1

[justwatchmeburn]

Uh... I appreciate the offer, but I'm not sure that anything can be done once it's severed.

[At least, that was the case for her arm.]

video; un: tribepride

[ensuredsurvival]

[Have a video of your mother rolling her eyes.]

[private]

[justwatchmeburn]

Do you have anything useful to say? Because I am not in the mood for this.

video; un: tenjikubotan

[irritated]

[Hikaru is wincing, absolutely wincing. This is terrible and maybe in other situations he might laugh but no. This much of a tragedy should be remedied.]

I'll fix your hair. I know what I'm doing. Nobody should go around looking like that much of a disaster. I'm feeling embarrassed just looking at you.

[...He means well?]

[justwatchmeburn]

[Uh. Wow. That was kind of harsh. But Yang couldn't exactly bring herself to disagree with him.]

How embarrassed do you think I feel? And I've already got some offers to take care of it, sorry.

Video : Un; fashiondiva

[corpsewarblade]

No way, you as well...?! Seriously- something snuck up on me and when I tried to swat it, the thing like, totally took a huge snip out of my hair!

[Well, it was a wig, but still! One of her pigtails had a nice big chunk taken out of it and she was not amused.]

[justwatchmeburn]

Another victim! Is there no end to this madness?!

un: Creati (sorry I'm late...)

[recommendations]

[ Oh no, not another one!!! Choki-kun really has been busy, hasn't he? ]

I am... So. Sorry. For my familiar. I'll pay for whatever styling you need to make up for it, like I am doing for the others.

video; un: navi

[nerdism]

[ Now that's quite an introduction... ]

Welp, rip to all the NPCs who gotta deal with that request.

[ By NPCs she means real people, of course, specifically the local hairstylists. Who's gonna want to risk making it worse? ]

Are you sure you don't wanna just keep it like that? It's not that bad, really!

Re: video; un: navi

[justwatchmeburn]

[Uhhhh...]

NPCs? You mean... people?

And I most certainly do not look fine! There's a big chunk missing!

video; UN: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

[Just... going to laugh at this, because they can.

Also, they're a horrible child, so why not laugh.]

[justwatchmeburn]

[Oh, it's that kid from the carriage. Yang... does not look happy.]

Yeah, har har. Laugh it up, already.