video, un: fireballin

[justwatchmeburn]

[The image of one Yang Xiao Long comes up on screen, but for those of her that know her, there's something obviously off about her. What, exactly? The chunk of golden-colored hair that's currently being held in her fist instead of sitting on her head, is what. What's more, Yang looks absolutely pissed.]

Excuse me... [She seethes through gritted teeth] But does anyone know who has a bug familiar with scissors for hands? I'd like to have words with them.

[She takes a deep breath, and then tries to speak more calmly.]

Also, is there anyone out there that can... [she motions to her hair situation] ...help me even this out? I'm new and not sure if there are any hairstylists in this city I can trust just yet.

[Note that there is now a fiery crater in the middle of a street somewhere.]

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video; un: navi

[nerdism]

[ Now that's quite an introduction... ]

Welp, rip to all the NPCs who gotta deal with that request.

[ By NPCs she means real people, of course, specifically the local hairstylists. Who's gonna want to risk making it worse? ]

Are you sure you don't wanna just keep it like that? It's not that bad, really!

Re: video; un: navi

[justwatchmeburn]

[Uhhhh...]

NPCs? You mean... people?

And I most certainly do not look fine! There's a big chunk missing!

[nerdism]

That's what I said!

[ She did not say that. ]

But not to worry, I have a solution. You see, whenever I start to feel too subconscious in the offline world, I wear this big doll mask over my head. Unfortunately, it was left behind in my world... but if I can get myself another one here, maybe I can hook you up with one, too!

That way, you could walk around freely and nobody would stare at your missing chunk of hair!

[justwatchmeburn]

... I'm pretty sure they'd still be staring at something, just not my hair.

[nerdism]

I'm not a hearing a nooo~~~

[ She really, really wants to give her a mask. ]

[justwatchmeburn]

I really don't think this is a good idea. Sorry.