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[It's her first attempt using this thing publicly? Sort of? She somehow manages. Though what results might be debatable in her success given most of what is seen is a mass of dogs.....a lot of dogs..so many ears and tails and tongues...enough that they are all but covering her accommodations. Those who pay attention may or may not notice the slight Colette-shaped hole indented in the wall from earlier when she tripped. It's fine, she's fine! Really! Though. She has decidedly gone from loving suddenly having so many dogs to realizing rather quickly that this is......not the ideal....

How is she supposed to give them all that love and attention and cuddles and pets and play with them all when there's so many?! How does she come up with this many names?! Colette panics, and. Well. She was told this thing, this....phone? lets her talk to everyone at once. Maybe someone else might like a dog? A pet? This was too many! As sad as that is to admit. For Colette who Adores dogs and all.]

I can't......there's too many.....?!

[.....Help....!!!]

Ah, I hope this is working? I haven't used this sort of thing before. Assuming this is working, I'm Colette! I only recently got here and all. I just -- everything I touch is turning into puppies and now there's too many dogs! And I never thought there was such a thing as too many dogs! But I can't take care of this many! Please?

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That's so nice of them! I hope they have a big enough space! More though?

[Just......how many does this Hijikata want?]

yeah of course. he LOVES taking care of dogs. maybe double the amount of dogs you have here

Double? That's. A lot.

so you're saying you can't do it?

I mean. I could. Probably. I'd I guess just want to check first?

it's fine. i've known the guy for forever, it's what he likes

[Hopefully this innocent girl on the network will believe what he says!]

And people say I love dogs. I mean I do but. I'd also try to limit it in just maybe one. Or two. Not this many. Trying to walk them when they're bigger would be. I guess he could do it like in shifts? A few at a time? And it'd be a lot of dog food.

[Colette is indeed rather gullible though. And trusting. She doesn't see why he would lie about this?]

like i said it'll be fine. he eats dog food anyways so that won't be a problem

[Sougo has compared Hijikata's mayonnaise abomination to dog food before, so technically he's not lying! At least in this one instance! Also a guy whose username is "supersadistmaster" is incredibly trustworthy!]

He what?

[Come again?

But then. Colette. Just legit bffs a ninja sent to assassinate her back home so. She isn't exactly paying that much attention to the username. First impressions are not always the best, or the ones that end up accurate.]

it's true. if there's anything to describe what he eats, it'd be dog food

[If he was on video, he would be shrugging right now.

Meanwhile, this is a test for him to see how much mileage he can get out of messing with her.]

But you don't mean he actually eats it?

[Like literally? With text it is harder to tell. That and with how gullible she is.]

unfortunately he does. everyone's grossed out by it and that's why he's so lonely all the time. he could use a few dogs...

[More like a TON of dogs, but that's just semantics!]

Tell him he is free to come get some of these ones? If he's able to care for this -- for however many.

[She. Hasn't tried dog food? Maybe it tastes okay? She wouldn't know. But part of her might feel sorry for the guy in hearing about him being lonely. She felt that way at times, given her status as the Chosen, back home.]

[Well, Sougo doesn't know if Hijikata is actually lonely. As contentious as their relationship is, they've got each other. Sougo was just taking the opportunity to ruin Hijikata's image with a stranger right off the bat.

Speaking of that contentious relationship, Hijikata wouldn't trust something Sougo says upfront. That's another challenge.]

can i come take some puppies instead? i wanna surprise him

[Also Colette, please don't try dog food.]

You? Well. Sure!

[Colette is way too trusting or gullible, really. But she does need help and if this guy's friend wants dogs. She has them. It makes sense? Sougo can at least ensure they have supplies like food and such in advance before surprising his friend, she figures. So she sends the inn number she is staying at.]

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[Unfortunately, Sougo doesn't have the mind to plan that in advance himself and assumes Hijikata will do it. Which Hijikata likely will because he's actually responsible, but not without topping off their kibble with mayo...

It takes him a while to show up at her door, but he's bringing a wheelbarrow with him. He took it from a nearby public garden, so he figures it will be enough to transport the puppies and put them right at Hijikata's door. He actually didn't slack off too much; after all, he's actually invested in pranking. Finally ready, he knocks at her door.]

Hey, I'm here to get the puppies.

[She says the door is unlocked, that he can come in but to be mindful none of the puppies escape as he opens it. Not wanting to touch the door and get that transformed as well or something.

When he does, she blinks at the wheelbarrow. Well, it's one way to get multiple puppies around, she supposes. If not necessarily a means of transporting them she had anticipated. But at least he has something ready.]

Ah! A wheelbarrow? I guess that works! Feel free to choose which ones you think your friend might like.

[There's a variety of breeds, apparently. So plenty to choose from.]

[Even if he opened the door carefully, the more energetic puppies dashed right up to him anyways. Okay, they're kind of cute, so he pets some of them. He even teases them a bit by pretending to throw a non-existent ball. But it's totally all for annoying Hijikata, okay.]

You really got a lot of these little guys, huh.

[Sougo picks up one nipping at the hem of his pants puts them in the wheelbarrow. A good candidate for sure. He mainly draws from the batch that greeted him. Hijikata will definitely have trouble looking after the rowdier ones. Maybe some of the yappy toy breeds will work too. A Demon Vice Commander is no match for a chihuahua.

After a little bit, he's gathered at least ten puppies. That should be enough. Then again, Sougo also...kind of feels sorry for the rest of the puppies? They won't be his problem, but he can still feel sorry for them. He can surely pile on a few more.]

If you got any more difficult ones, I can take them off your hands.

A few......yes.

[She answers at his observation on how many there were. She took a bit initially in figuring it out, that what she touched becomes a dog. And then wanted to pet the dogs and......yeah. It escalated.....a lot. She gives a sheepish look, but seems relieved when the other goes to take some. She feels better in offering them like this, that they would go to a good home. Someone who cares about them.

Presumably.]

Difficult? Ah, no. I mean. They're puppies. They can't help it if they have an accident or bite or something....

So none of them took a poop on the floor or anything like that?

[Well, he adds a couple more. That couldn't hurt. He gently pushes some of the squirmier puppies back into the wheelbarrow. You can't annoy your superior with puppies if the puppies aren't all intact!

Even with his wheelbarrow, Colette looks like she still has a lot of puppies remaining. It's inconvenient for her but nothing dangerous, so nothing he needs to be concerned about.]

Well, I mean. Not yet but if they did it wouldn't be their fault? They're puppies. And it's just....kind of difficult in figuring taking them outside with there being so many.

[That and if she touches the door she is worried that might become a puppy too and lead to that being an open space for them to easily escape. Colette's trying to be careful now she has figured this out at least? Sort of. As best as she can given the circumstances anyway.]

[If Sougo was in Colette's position he would've taken them all outside and let 'em run wild. The chaos that results would be priceless. Obviously some would get lost but that would be a problem for future Sougo.

He picks up one last puppy when he gets an idea...]

So if you touch a puppy, does it turn into another puppy?

Y-yes....

[How else would the second puppy have come about? Of course she tried to pet it and that resulted in more. Still, she does feel responsible, at least until she figures a solution in where to take them to be cared for, or until they change back? She has no idea.]

Oooooh.

[What could sound sympathetic from someone else has a hint of judgment from Sougo.]

Is it just hands though?

[He decides to take the puppy (surprisingly settling into his arms), walk over to Colette, and plops it right onto her head. Hey, he's curious to see what happens!]

Just -- eh?

[Colette blinks, unable to catch on quick enough when he puts the puppy on her head. But at least it.....doesn't seem to work that way. Colette's kind of relieved on that at least in knowing if she just touches them with something besides her hands? That that seems to be okay? It's been harder to figure herself on her own given her instinct is always to reach with her hands, of course. She blinks, closing her eyes briefly before hesitantly opening them as she doesn't feel any extra weight?]

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