Voice - un:IZZYGRRRL83

[notwearingthekeds]

Why is it the first time I get to buy clothes for me after having to buy clothes for other people, it's because all of my pants don't fit right cause I have a fucking tail!?

Seriously, is it so wrong to want a little time where things aren't fucking sideways.

...Also my ears itch and I can't wear headphones on them...

Video; un: coffeefiend

[ichoosefight]

Hey, so, here's a fun question: Who else here has spent basically no time at all at a warm, clean, safe beach before coming here?

[ Steph happens to be recording this from the beach, so you can see how idyllic the place is. The waves makes a nice backdrop, too. ]

Follow-up question: How do you guys feel about fireworks, popsicles and s'mores?

Follow-up-follow-up question: Are you guys doing anything this weekend? Because it doesn't have to be a party for me to do all these things, but doing it solo just seems selfish. So, I'm inviting literally everyone.

[ She's about to turn it off when she thinks of something, and pauses. ]

Oh yeah, one more thing: I haven't been to a party that didn't end in disaster since I was 12. So if anyone tries something sketchy, I will personally hunt you down and break your nose.

That's all!

video; un: mogget

[themogget]

[There is a cat on the screen. A white cat wearing a red collar sporting a small silver bell and a green, tear-drop shaped pendant. He looks at the communication device for several moments with a pair of sharp, vivid green eyes.

Then the cat speaks.]

Ah, good, it's working.

[The cat's voice sounds... more or less as you might expect a cat to sound. He doesn't have a human voice, but rather the various sounds a feline might make are twisted around into entirely coherent words. He shifts in place, adjusting the position of his small white paws.]

I thought it best to get this out of the way as quickly as possible, having no wish to spend another year explaining that I am not someone's familiar. [His ears flick back momentarily.]

Nor am I a human choosing to look like this, or a simple housecat. Do not treat me as such. [The talking part probably gave that last bit away, but he's met a lot of stupid people. Mogget pauses here, and lets out a quiet sigh.

He ends the communication there, though one might hear a mutter of '--don't know why I bother' just before it shuts off.]