Video/Text; UN: cattletamer96

[milkmycattle]

[ The video starts with a view of a large crow zooming in and out of the frame in a panic. Then BANG! There's a loud sound from off-screen that the camera spins over to the three-legged crow flat against the wall, before comically sliding down.]

Onyx, what are you doing?!

[ There's a hoarse rasp that comes from the person holding the camera. Reluctantly, he turns the camera view towards a bunch of blankets, and Crow's head pops out of the bundle. The spunky redhead isn't quite as energetic at the moment, instead, he looks a bit stressed out.]

It's an apocalyptic catastrophe!

[ Crow's words come out as a scratchy croak. His poor angelic voice! He sounds horrible! ]

I think I lost my voice! And I need to fix it before the concert! Help! It's a crimson emergency! And I think drinking milk makes it worse!

[ He can't stand to hear his voice like this, so he's going to dive back into his cocoon of blankets. He's not going to subject anyone else's ears to this dissonance either. Crow's familiar tries to comfort him by perching on top of the pile of blankets and gently tapping his beak against it. There, there. Crow stops the video but follows up with a text after:]

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY HOME REMEDIES TO CURE THIS?!!!! I'LL DRINK EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SELL MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!! I JUST WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CONCERT, DAMN IT!!!

Comments

Video; UN: Wildflower

[madcuriosity]

You should be drinking slippery elm or licorice root tea, sir. Those are the best teas for a sore throat.

VIDEO | UN: HAMMERTIME

[forgeabettertomorrow]

You've lost your voice?! Isn't there some kinda concert or something this week?!

text; un: saxitup

[saxsongs]

A friend of mine uses a lot of honey to keep his throat healthy. Maybe some ginger honey tea?

I can also check you as a healer.

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[intrapid]

Lucky you I've got just the thing, and only a little left!
Where are you hiding, so I can pass it along?

Text; UN: Koromaru

[whatsamada]

I heard gargling some warm salt water works!

If worse comes to worse, you can some back up singers to help you out with singing!

Video; un: 7😆H! TA1

[arf]

It's the hardest thing in the world, but you have to not talk for a day and drink only honey and no soda or spicy items!

[ Literally the most valentine task possible... But it's called a vocal rest and something performers have to do sometimes!! Even if it's nearly impossible...]

It looks like Ren already ordered to heal you though, hehe, I bet he'll do way better than I would or I'd offer, he's awesome!

VIDEO; UN: SMOKING_BOMB

[bakudan_bambino]

Looks like all that shit you were talking damaged your throat.

un; double stroke roll; text

[rippingu]

Haruki is a healer, did you try him?

text; un: fireprince

[rediscovering]

ginger tea with lemon and honey
ginger anything really

you should put your face over steam from boiling water, even better if you can find some eucalyptus leaves to put in it too

gargle with warm salt water a few times a day

and be quiet..... stop shouting. that should be obvious. you need to rest your voice.

Text, un: fashiondiva

[corpsewarblade]

You seriously have a messed up idea what an apocalyptic catastrophe is. Stop yelling already, that's not gonna help.

And, like, abusing bold font and caps lock is serious overkill.

[She's "helping."]

text; un: tenjikubotan

[irritated]

ketchup and ginger with some milk.

[He just said the first things that came to mind that seem like it would be the worst combination. Him and Crow are fine, chill, but Hikaru pranks everybody.]