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[milkmycattle]

[ The video starts with a view of a large crow zooming in and out of the frame in a panic. Then BANG! There's a loud sound from off-screen that the camera spins over to the three-legged crow flat against the wall, before comically sliding down.]

Onyx, what are you doing?!

[ There's a hoarse rasp that comes from the person holding the camera. Reluctantly, he turns the camera view towards a bunch of blankets, and Crow's head pops out of the bundle. The spunky redhead isn't quite as energetic at the moment, instead, he looks a bit stressed out.]

It's an apocalyptic catastrophe!

[ Crow's words come out as a scratchy croak. His poor angelic voice! He sounds horrible! ]

I think I lost my voice! And I need to fix it before the concert! Help! It's a crimson emergency! And I think drinking milk makes it worse!

[ He can't stand to hear his voice like this, so he's going to dive back into his cocoon of blankets. He's not going to subject anyone else's ears to this dissonance either. Crow's familiar tries to comfort him by perching on top of the pile of blankets and gently tapping his beak against it. There, there. Crow stops the video but follows up with a text after:]

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY HOME REMEDIES TO CURE THIS?!!!! I'LL DRINK EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SELL MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!! I JUST WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CONCERT, DAMN IT!!!

Comments

[milkmycattle]

[Wow, just wow!]

You asshole! This isn't for shits and giggles! I'm having a crimson crisis here!

[This is serious business, man!]

[irritated]

people have healing magic. just find somebody to use their magic on you.

you're welcome.

[Could have just said that in the first place but that was less fun.]

[milkmycattle]

You're welcome?! Don't say that as if you miraculously solved my problem!

[Although, he kind of did give him a solution.]

Where am I going to find a healer? And will it even work?!

[irritated]

literally just ask for a healer. the person i'm dating is a healer? there's not exactly a shortage.

and if a magical world with magic can't fix a single throat problem then i don't know? i want a refund.

[milkmycattle]

A refund? I don't know if that will work!

Wait! You're dating a healer?! Ask them to help me out!

[Crow doesn't even realize who he's talking to.]

[irritated]

not sure if taichi can do it but it's worth a shot. i'll ask

[Hikaru knows, of course, but he also doesn't know Crow knows Taichi. Like okay Crow was part of the flash mob but Hikaru kind of wasn't paying attention to who was apart of it either. There was a lot going on.]

1/3

[milkmycattle]

[There was certainly a lot going on that day, but allow Crow the chance to process that for a moment. It might take his little brain a while.]

Wait! Taichi? Is your boyfriend?!

2/3

[milkmycattle]

Your boyfriend....? Boy + Friend= you?

3/3

[milkmycattle]

[It's on the tip of his tongue. Since he remembers Taichi confiding in him, and that flash mob thing. Then it finally hits him! OMG!]

W-wait?! This is Hikaru the Worrywart from back then?! You guys got together?! When was this?!

[irritated]

[Every time Hikaru was about to say something, Crow sent another message. Hikaru’s just as lost because Crow knew Taichi? Crow knew Taichi liked Hikaru? Well, who couldn’t have after the very public flash mob.]

worrywart?
and almost a month ago? but wait you know taichi?

[milkmycattle]

Yeah, because you were scared to get into the springs! Don't think I've forgotten!

A month ago?! I'm gonna have to talk to Taichi about this! And yeah, we're Red buddies!

[ You better be good to Taichi.]

[irritated]

i didn't want warts so excuse me for worrying about it

red buddies huh

well who knows maybe he's ashamed of me?

[The joke here is that Hikaru knows he isn't ashamed because one doesn't do a flash mob if there is any shame to be had.]

[milkmycattle]

No way!

[Joke or not, he doesn't believe that Taichi could ever be ashamed of Hikaru.]

Though I understand why he didn't announce it. It's a new relationship, so you want to keep it as private as possible to see how things go. You don't want too many people sticking their nose into your business.

[irritated]

ok but

he did a flash mob to ask me out. taichi isn't exactly a private person.

[milkmycattle]

True, but he was also trying to woo you!

Sometimes, you have to do a grand gesture for your love interest to pay attention!

[Even though he participated in the flash mob, the gesture would certainly be too grand for him as well.]

[irritated]

yeah. me and all of this place paid attention.

[At least he can look back and laugh.]

[milkmycattle]

Probably!

[Well there's no denying that it did cause a big commotion, but they did do this outside and flash mobs aren't a small affair either.]

But you're at least flattered, right? No one has ever done something like that for me!

[Well, his fans did make banners and t-shirts in his honor, but it's not quite the same.]

[irritated]

[Hikaru is staying away from answering that question. His emotions stay with him and the involved party thank you very much.]

i'll suggest taichi do a flash mob for you then

[No he won't. He'd actually be really jealous if Taichi ever did a flash mob for somebody else.]

[milkmycattle]

No thanks! I don't need anything like that!

[Crow wouldn't mind doing another one, but he doesn't want to be the reason for it. Even Crow doesn't want that much attention, and he wants to be famous!]

[irritated]

but you're red buddies!

[milkmycattle]

So, what? It'll be weird! Unless he wanted to do a dance number, then I'd totally be down!

[It's something they both could participate in, instead of him watching on and being embarrassed. That's all for you Hikaru!]

[irritated]

i'll tell taichi you want to do a public dance together then