Video/Text; UN: cattletamer96

[milkmycattle]

[ The video starts with a view of a large crow zooming in and out of the frame in a panic. Then BANG! There's a loud sound from off-screen that the camera spins over to the three-legged crow flat against the wall, before comically sliding down.]

Onyx, what are you doing?!

[ There's a hoarse rasp that comes from the person holding the camera. Reluctantly, he turns the camera view towards a bunch of blankets, and Crow's head pops out of the bundle. The spunky redhead isn't quite as energetic at the moment, instead, he looks a bit stressed out.]

It's an apocalyptic catastrophe!

[ Crow's words come out as a scratchy croak. His poor angelic voice! He sounds horrible! ]

I think I lost my voice! And I need to fix it before the concert! Help! It's a crimson emergency! And I think drinking milk makes it worse!

[ He can't stand to hear his voice like this, so he's going to dive back into his cocoon of blankets. He's not going to subject anyone else's ears to this dissonance either. Crow's familiar tries to comfort him by perching on top of the pile of blankets and gently tapping his beak against it. There, there. Crow stops the video but follows up with a text after:]

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY HOME REMEDIES TO CURE THIS?!!!! I'LL DRINK EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SELL MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!! I JUST WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CONCERT, DAMN IT!!!

Comments

[milkmycattle]

Well you never heard my voice. It would be a tragedy if it couldn't grace the ears of the people.

If you're offering advice on how to fix my voice, I'll take it, but I ain't changing anything else. What are you, the internet police?!

And it's easy, you just have to flick your finger down, and then the page starts moving up.Simple!

[corpsewarblade]

Wow, so you're some super duper talented singer whose voice is a one a kind blessing on the whole world right??

[Can he sense the sarcasm?]

[milkmycattle]

[Nope!]

Exactly! I'm glad you finally understand the urgency and know now why such a gift should be treasured and protected!

[He's not even joking! He truly believes this!]

[corpsewarblade]

[What. What was this guy even.]

You're...joking, right?

[milkmycattle]

I don't joke about my talent!

[Because when you got a voice like this, you have to brag.]

You'll understand when you hear me since I hope it gives a scarlet revelation!

[corpsewarblade]

Your talent...sure...if Sayaka were here 10,000 Yen she'd kick your ass at a singing contest.

But sure, whatever, I'll hear you out.

Though you do know those comments about your super amazing voice were sarcasm, don't you?

[milkmycattle]

What?! No one can match this voice! Either way, you're friend isn't here to put it to the test. Though I'm sure, it'll be a crippling defeat!

And sarcasm? Obviously, you're just being shy! Once I get my voice back, I'll convert you into a crimson soul easily!

[You can't turn off this guy's massive ego!]

[corpsewarblade]

Ultimate Pop Sensation says otherwise.

I'll believe it when I see it. Assuming you get your voice back in time anyway!

[milkmycattle]

I'll have to be the judge of that, but if she's reached stardom then I can't really knock her.


Well, you better be front and center at the concert! I'll get my voice back, the heavens ordain it!

[He's truly confident.]

[corpsewarblade]

Well I'll come along if I get bored.

Best of luck I guess, don't let your ego get too big for your head in the meantime!

[milkmycattle]

Nothing else is happening in Avalon, you're gonna get bored!

And thanks! If my ego gets bigger then my head will grow to compensate it.

[Maybe he can get a few inches taller if his head grows bigger!]