anon post

[unknowntodeath]

it's been a while since we had an open anon forum for shit talking.

vent out your frustrations. tell us who you desire you can't possibly have. start ugly rumours.

if you go off anon, that's on you.

[He's mostly bored and wants to see if he can catch some fresh gossip that could be useful later.]




[OOC: to make things easier, let us all assume every comment is "anonymous" unless said otherwise.]

Comments

[hitokiri]

uh
look i got no business givin anyone advice but its time to find a whole new everything because holy SHIT

[hor]

Can't!

If I don't dethrone him I can't become king 🥺🤴🏼 My ppl are depending on me to take back the throne.

[hitokiri]

what the fuck so kill him and get it over with
then find someone normal to be with why u making this hard HE WANTS TO DATE YOUR DAD???

I GUESS MILD NSFW WARNING

[hor]

No he wants to die and go to the Underworld with that man boringly platonically. 🙄 He's kind of stupid so he doesn't see any flaws in this plan. Super sexy though like I could squeeze an apple between those pecs with a few spices and steaming hot cider would spill out and I would lick every drop up where he stood.

Anyway, Father's screwed enough people he's not married to.

[hitokiri]

this is fake right this is a joke post theres no way this is real

[hor]

??

It's very real, what do you mean?

[hitokiri]

cuz its too?? fuckin??? much to believe??? nobody talks like that for one thing
and then
the Underworld??? u must think im stupid the underworld aint even real i should know i been dead before
secondly
or fuck third WHATEVER maybe u oughta do something about that thirst so u can think straight huh

[hor]

I speak like that! [ And Set questions it every day. ] Wasn't the whole point of the Fall Equinox ceremonies to shepherd the dead on to their various afterlives? Don't blame the Underworld because your world's gods cheaped out.