anon post

[unknowntodeath]

it's been a while since we had an open anon forum for shit talking.

vent out your frustrations. tell us who you desire you can't possibly have. start ugly rumours.

if you go off anon, that's on you.

[He's mostly bored and wants to see if he can catch some fresh gossip that could be useful later.]




[OOC: to make things easier, let us all assume every comment is "anonymous" unless said otherwise.]

Comments

cw: age difference, death wish, fratricide, ancient gods keep it in the family

[hor]

🧂🧂🧂 The man I want wants me to kill🗡 him so he can be with my father ⚱ instead. 🧂🧂🧂
(He doesn't believe me that I care for/like him because he murdered my father.)
Advice?

[hitokiri]

what the actual fuck

[hor]

I am "SA"!

Agreed! But it doesn't help navigate the situation.

[hitokiri]

uh
look i got no business givin anyone advice but its time to find a whole new everything because holy SHIT

[hor]

Can't!

If I don't dethrone him I can't become king 🥺🤴🏼 My ppl are depending on me to take back the throne.

[hitokiri]

what the fuck so kill him and get it over with
then find someone normal to be with why u making this hard HE WANTS TO DATE YOUR DAD???

I GUESS MILD NSFW WARNING

[hor]

No he wants to die and go to the Underworld with that man boringly platonically. 🙄 He's kind of stupid so he doesn't see any flaws in this plan. Super sexy though like I could squeeze an apple between those pecs with a few spices and steaming hot cider would spill out and I would lick every drop up where he stood.

Anyway, Father's screwed enough people he's not married to.

[hitokiri]

this is fake right this is a joke post theres no way this is real

[hor]

??

It's very real, what do you mean?

[hitokiri]

cuz its too?? fuckin??? much to believe??? nobody talks like that for one thing
and then
the Underworld??? u must think im stupid the underworld aint even real i should know i been dead before
secondly
or fuck third WHATEVER maybe u oughta do something about that thirst so u can think straight huh

[hor]

I speak like that! [ And Set questions it every day. ] Wasn't the whole point of the Fall Equinox ceremonies to shepherd the dead on to their various afterlives? Don't blame the Underworld because your world's gods cheaped out.

[inevitablerest]

[(Un)fortunately(???) for all parties involved, Thanatos knows enough to know exactly who this is.]

He deserves better.

[hor]

He does!! I want to give him better! How to get him to let me 🤨😔

[inevitablerest]

Listen to him.

[hor]

🙄 If I listen to him, I won't be allowed to speak and he'll end up dead.

[inevitablerest]

Then you won't find out how to get him to let you give him what you want to give him.

[hor]

He refuses to speak, shuts down if he so much as whispers an ounce of truth, and then picks a fight so one of us has to leave with at minimum a broken bone and tells me I have to kill him. The only time he would willingly spend time with me was when I concealed my identity or my life was in danger, because I can't kill him if I'm dead. What do you want me to listen to when he will not speak but to hurt?

[inevitablerest]

[If he hadn't been certain before, he is now. The person that this anonymous individual is speaking about is Set, and this... this must be Horus.]

If you wish, I will speak to him. I have an interest in not seeing him made unhappy.

[hor]

If you think it will help. Far be it from me to stop someone from building a bridge to him, even if I wish it were mine.

[angel_of_death]

[Walter, too, has more than enough to go on to piece together exactly who the anonymous user is.

He's not sure how to feel about that, given what has been written so far... But, he ventures to answer nevertheless.]

It sounds like he might feel guilty about what he did to your father.

[hor]

It does, doesn't it?
It's too bad he won't admit it.

[angel_of_death]

Is there some reason why you have to be the one to kill him?

[hor]

I'm the only one who has the bloodline for the throne. I have a brother, but he was born of adultery, so he cannot claim it. More than that, I'm the only one physically capable of the feat. You could say my life's path was painted for me in my father's blood in more ways than one.

[angel_of_death]

((Continued here.))