anon post

[unknowntodeath]

it's been a while since we had an open anon forum for shit talking.

vent out your frustrations. tell us who you desire you can't possibly have. start ugly rumours.

if you go off anon, that's on you.

[He's mostly bored and wants to see if he can catch some fresh gossip that could be useful later.]




[OOC: to make things easier, let us all assume every comment is "anonymous" unless said otherwise.]

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[unknowntodeath]

i summoned Morganna last month. she's a lot hotter in person than i thought.

Anon he hopes

[ringsthatbind]

I've been having feelings towards someone that are confusing. I thought I understood them, as they seem like feelings I've felt before. But they aren't. I'm not sure what to do.

[starshaper]

What kind of feelings???

[ringsthatbind]

[Oh boy, that sure is the question isn't it?]

They're close to feelings I had for a... Family member, but they're not the same. I can tell that much about them.

[starshaper]

[She could jump to conclusions from that!! ...But it's not always that simple even if that sounds so easy for a girl, who loves everyone.]

Are we talking about positive or negative feelings because there are all kinds of feelings between family members too???

[She has a hunch, but just checking...]

[ringsthatbind]

Positive, I wouldn't be asking about them if they were negative. I understand those feelings all too well.

[Wake up after 50 years with a hatred towards humanity that was false and you kind of have a good connection with your negative feelings. If Shadow was more self-aware he'd realize how messed up this sounds too.]

[redeyedbluehound]

You summoned Morganna, of all people and all you can notice is how hot she is?

...Then again, I can't judge.

[unknowntodeath]

what else was i supposed to notice? we all know she's all powerful and her presence is overwhelming.

[starshaper]

[GASP!! Now she's either jumping to conclusions or her hunch is not wrong...]

SO YOU LOVE THAT SOMEONE!!💕💕💕💕💕

Or you have a crush on that someone and you're falling in love with them, it sounds like one of those things but they all lead to you loving them!

Because you love your family member, right??? So it's the same thing but different since this time it's romantic love instead the kind of love, that you feel for your family and friends!

... Anon, do you want to talk about all of those negative feelings sometimes? It sounds like you know, or have, a lot of them and I mean, sure, we all need a balance of positive and negative emotions but too many negatives can be bad.

[redeyedbluehound]

Her 'presence', huh?

[unknowntodeath]

i see someone's mind is in the gutter.

[ringsthatbind]

[A little of both, as Shadow has to take a moment to a) read that all and b) compose himself. Even though it's text he wants to not let anything come through that could give him away.]

Well yes, I do love the family member, I highly doubt this is anything as ridiculous as romance. I don't do romance.

Also this person has someone already.

Also also, I've dealt with the negative feelings. So while your offer is appreciated it's not needed.

cw: age difference, death wish, fratricide, ancient gods keep it in the family

[hor]

🧂🧂🧂 The man I want wants me to kill🗡 him so he can be with my father ⚱ instead. 🧂🧂🧂
(He doesn't believe me that I care for/like him because he murdered my father.)
Advice?

[hitokiri]

what the actual fuck

[hor]

I am "SA"!

Agreed! But it doesn't help navigate the situation.

[hitokiri]

uh
look i got no business givin anyone advice but its time to find a whole new everything because holy SHIT

[inevitablerest]

[(Un)fortunately(???) for all parties involved, Thanatos knows enough to know exactly who this is.]

He deserves better.

[hor]

Can't!

If I don't dethrone him I can't become king 🥺🤴🏼 My ppl are depending on me to take back the throne.

[hor]

He does!! I want to give him better! How to get him to let me 🤨😔

So anon

[pricklybloom]

I have feelings for someone, but I'm afraid to tell them because they aren't really the type who wants a romantic relationship.

[clevebro]

Archimedes is actually part horse. Trust me on this one.

[hitokiri]

what the fuck so kill him and get it over with
then find someone normal to be with why u making this hard HE WANTS TO DATE YOUR DAD???

I GUESS MILD NSFW WARNING

[hor]

No he wants to die and go to the Underworld with that man boringly platonically. 🙄 He's kind of stupid so he doesn't see any flaws in this plan. Super sexy though like I could squeeze an apple between those pecs with a few spices and steaming hot cider would spill out and I would lick every drop up where he stood.

Anyway, Father's screwed enough people he's not married to.

[angel_of_death]

[Walter, too, has more than enough to go on to piece together exactly who the anonymous user is.

He's not sure how to feel about that, given what has been written so far... But, he ventures to answer nevertheless.]

It sounds like he might feel guilty about what he did to your father.

[hitokiri]

this is fake right this is a joke post theres no way this is real