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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

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[emet_sulk]

A sandwich.

[ Obviously. ]

I would rather not give Hythlodaeus the satisfaction of using his... 'new concept'.

I keep opening that image and laughing why is it so funny...

[menphina]

You know I'm going to ask you "why not?" right now, right?
Let me give you some advice, Hades.
When someone is clearly trying to get a rise out of you,
you roll with it and surprise them.
He'll either be shocked or appreciative.
But you'll still have the upper hand.

... and I don't want that bread to go to waste.

Emet just pops a vein every time

[emet_sulk]

I never had any intention of wasting food. However, I can already picture the look upon his face when he sees me using it.

You have not lived with him, Matriarch. Hythlodaeus is utterly inexhaustible.

[menphina]

I've spent some time with him. He's sweet and clearly adores you.
I can see why you're both companions.
Someone needs to balance out that sour nature of yours!

Did you really not find his prank just a little amusing?
Even a touch?

[emet_sulk]

No.

[ He just wanted a sandwich, godsdamnit! ]