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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

Comments

Emet just pops a vein every time

[emet_sulk]

I never had any intention of wasting food. However, I can already picture the look upon his face when he sees me using it.

You have not lived with him, Matriarch. Hythlodaeus is utterly inexhaustible.

[menphina]

I've spent some time with him. He's sweet and clearly adores you.
I can see why you're both companions.
Someone needs to balance out that sour nature of yours!

Did you really not find his prank just a little amusing?
Even a touch?

[emet_sulk]

No.

[ He just wanted a sandwich, godsdamnit! ]