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[The video opens up to a familiar face to some, probably unfamiliar face to most. Ochako here hasn't much used the network herself - mostly just checks it and responds to friends and things that ping her interest, mostly. But today? Today is special.

Because today is the day she need a bit of...advice? Help?? Guidance???

Something. She sure fucking needs something right now, holy shi--]

Um...h-hello, everyone. My name is Uraraka Ochako - but, eheh...pl-please call me Ochako-chan, or Uraraka-san if you want to be formal. [She clears her throat, looking off camera very, very frequently, at something just out of the camera's viewfinder.] So, I...h-have a question? I guess?

Um!! I-I know you can kind of get famous and stuff here - kind of like a celebrity I guess? Or, uh...y'know.

Status [She coughs into her fist, glancing offscreen then back.] Titles.








[There's a long, long, LONG pause, before she plucks the letter she got in her Inn room's mailbox and reads it over again, silently, one of the pages on the back of it very clearly addressed to Lady Uraraka.]

I have a house.

...Castle.

Castle-house.

And...land. So very much land. Ehehehe...hehe...hee.

[Her giggle afterwards is slightly manic, and there's a delicate sheen of sweat now on her brow, and a pleading look to the camera that very obviously is a cry of:

I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???]

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[Don't you roll your eyes at her, mister, she'll let you talk more to Izuku and recall every time he's broken his fingers or arms throughout their canon. B|

Spoilers: it's a lot.]

It's a snack!! It's like, um...well, it's made out of rice flour and kind of sticky and sweet, and stretchy.

[You have to try it to really get it, though. Maybe, if Alberto likes the ones they make for the New Year, Ochako will take him somewhere that sells mochi ice cream. Those will be way better, and tastier, since they'll have fillings and will be sweeter.]

I think I get it... Like something to just call a person you don't know the name of. 'Young man' or 'young lady' or something like that. We actually have a lot of those terms in Japan. Even for out upper and lower classmen.

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Ehhh, I guess, kinda, but— more relaxed, y'know? Nothing formal. Like you could just say that to kids playing ball in the plaza, like "ehi, ragazzi, kick it!" — or your boss could say that to you telling you to hurry up — or you could even say that to a stranger, like— it's just something people say, y'know...?

[ No, not "y'know," cuz Alberto's talking out his ass cuz he doesn't have a clear answer, just pretending like he comprehends human slang fluently. Though he's not wrong, exactly, he's only right by accident. ]

wrapping here!

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Mm, so it's just a general term, then - I think I get it.

[Poor Ochako, she really isn't usually this gullible, it's just that she can't even begin to comprehend the need or want to lie about knowing another language. It would be really easy for someone to look it up, and even easier to fudge it up if it came down the wire, so she just assumes Alberto is being totally honest with her here. And actually getting it right because, well...he knows his own language, and not a happy accident.]

Anyway, I'm going to check out the grounds and castle interior in a little bit with a friend of mine. I'll let you know when I start making plans and stuff for the party, Alberto-kun, but it probably won't be until next month. Okay, see you!!