text; un: RUDEBUSTER

[facebite]

all this talk about food and slaughtering each other is making me hungry what the hell

anyone know any good pie recipes. maybe something easy

and maybe festive?? themed??? whatever thats like

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[kokuryuu]

I do, it is how we keep time in my homeland
my tribe train until we can all run at a certain speed uniformly, so it is a fairly reliable measurement
but here in this world, I have seen that they have devices that one can look at, which show the time taken by the passage of the sun across the sky divided into precise moments and it tells you numbers that show the time
you may prefer to use that, Sir or Madam,there is no need to run if you have the time keeping device

[facebite]

yeah ill stick to the time keeping device thanks
and im not "madam"

[kokuryuu]

Oh dear. I am terribly sorry! At times I choose poorly the words--

please tell me the most respectful way to address you, Honoured Maker of Pie and User of Time Keeping Device

[facebite]

holy shit are you for real dude

[kokuryuu]

Yes I am real
I know that having only two choices of "sir" or "madam" is limiting
Poeple need not fit into either of those roles and I hate that my language is rather restrictive that way
it does not reflect my beleifs so, I need another word

[facebite]

alright alright chill. i get it
just call me susie

[kokuryuu]

Yes, Susie
Ah. This name sounds very cute ehe!

[facebite]

WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?????/

[kokuryuu]

OH I SEE YOU ARE THAT TYPE
It is a tough warrior's name! Susie the Invincible

[facebite]

hell yeah it is!!! thatts more like it!!!

[kokuryuu]

Susie, Destroyer of Pies
By eating them