text; un: RUDEBUSTER

[facebite]

all this talk about food and slaughtering each other is making me hungry what the hell

anyone know any good pie recipes. maybe something easy

and maybe festive?? themed??? whatever thats like

Comments

[facebite]

because i wanna eat someone. people killing each other means lots of blood. i wanna eat it.
how many different ways do i gotta spell it out

[absentconstellation]

In my experience, most species don't think of their prey as people. I find it curious that you use the word 'someone' instead of 'something'.

[facebite]

how about i use the words what the hell do you want from me
IM HUNGRY DAMMIT

[absentconstellation]

I'm curious. What I want is for this anomaly to be explained in a sensible manner.

If that's too much to ask at the moment, you might wait and return when you have an answer.

[facebite]

ugh you sound like SUCH a nerd

[absentconstellation]

I don't know what that means.

[facebite]

you sound like a loser
a dweeb
a clueless dork to end all dorks

[absentconstellation]

I don't often lose, and I'm not sure what clues I'm meant to have.

[facebite]

cool! now i know youre doing this on purpose
either that or youre REALLY dumb

bye nerd

[absentconstellation]

As you like. I will ask someone else.