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[ After being given a quest, Ereshkigal had decided to go ahead and do it on her own. It was very clear the quest was designed to be dangerous and she'd wanted to ensure none would get caught in her own personal feud with Morganna... Which had been a fatal mistake. ]

Greetings. I am in dire need of assistance and would be very grateful should any of you still listen to me.

[ It is a blessing nobody can hear her whine through text. ]

I am in the Forest of the Felled and I am lost. I came here after Morganna gave me a quest, but I believe my words angered her and she led me into a trap. It appears she placed upon me a curse that makes it impossible for me to find my way. I have been here for over twenty-four now and my strengths are waning as a result of dehydration and hunger.

Should you be afraid of facing Morganna's wrath for assisting me, I understand. I shall face my own death with dignity if so. I only ask someone come after the kettle in my possession to finish this quest and establish a land of the dead after I am gone. I will endeavor to write instructions on how to manage such a place with what time I have left.

[ Not overly dramatic at all, nope. ]
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Greetings.

I am writing this message and posting it on AOL in search of assistance. ●︿●

In my homeworld, I was a powerful and useful being. The role I fulfilled was essential and unique. I was not well-liked and was akin to what you humans would call an outcast. Yet, I took pride in knowing I always worked hard and accomplished my duties to the best of my abilities. None could do what I did. It was enough for me to feel content with my existence. (´。• ω •。`)

Initially, I thought of my stay in this world as a dream come true. But it has become evident none of my skills are of any use. What I excelled at has no meaning here. Worse, attempts at working hard in other domains have fared poorly thus far. My lack of expertise in ways that are considered "common" here is proving to be a detriment. Rather than do good, my hard work is a nuisance. Innocents invariably end up getting in trouble because of me. (ㄒoㄒ)

In what many may call an ironic twist, I am more well-liked and accepted in this world than in my own. But rather than being filled with joy, I feel unable to accept such kindness. Not when I am not contributing as I should, not when loved ones suffer because of me. (。•́︿•̀。)

Thus I would ask for advice and help in surmounting this challenge. I do not intend to give up. But I am at a loss as to what I should do, and I refuse to be any more of a bother to those who have already suffered because of my failings. (>д<)

Thank you for having taken the time to read this message.
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Fortune Panda now has a new menu of light summer items as well as an outdoor grill area. There are also some seats outside since the weather is getting better.


[This wasn't his original reason to make a post, but he wanted to add something to the post other than his own personal, uh, punishment of sorts for actions these past months. Which is an announcement.]


And starting from... now. You may start addressing me as Emiya instead of Archer. That's my real name. Just that. I will still continue to answer to Archer as well but I won't have any preferences.


[That's it. That's the announcement. He definitely didn't need to post about it in public, but he's doing it because he's been an idiot.]
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[ When the feed begins, there is a shadowy figure standing in a dark room, filled with smoke and fog. Said shadowy figures raises an arm, speaking in a solemn and serious tone. ]

Greetings, mortals. I am Ereshkigal, Goddess of the Underworld and Keeper of Death. [The shadowy figure stepped forward, revealing the goddess in all of her glory(?). She looked uncharacteristically stern and severe, her voice deeper than usual.] I am come to this world to assist you in preventing the end of everything. [She frowned before crossing her arms.] Let us work together, so that we may protect our worlds from utter devastation.

[ The feed goes on silently for a little while longer, but then Ereshkigal breaks character and goes off-screen to turn the light on. ]

There's too much smoke... Open the window please! [Ereshkigal didn't sound deep, solemn or serious at all any more. Concerned, if anything. A flying half-skeleton dressed up with a top hat and christmas decorations flies by and briefly comes into view, opening a window. In the meantime, Ereshkigal can be heard blowing on candles. A lot of candles. At least fifty by the sound of it. When she's done, she coughs and comes back in view.] Phew... That was pretty good, don't you think? [She steps closer, grabbing the phone that was broadcasting the current scene.] Maybe a bit too scary... I should light up less candles next time.

[ She went to lay down on her bed, still holding the phone. A baby deer can be seen sleeping on the bed when it happens, absolutely unconcerned by what Ereshkigal is doing. ]

Aaah, it's so much better than practicing before a mirror...! [While holding the phone, she picked a booklet and flipped through its pages.] Alright, let's see... "Press the red square symbol to stop recording." [She then looked back at the phone, seriously so before looking very confused.] What red square?

[ She sighed and looked down for a moment, before putting the phone on her bed to focus on the booklet. It's still broadcasting, though the only thing that can be seen is the sleeping baby deer. ]

Human technology is so complicated... But I can do it! I need to perfect my introduction before going live on that AOL thing.

[ Of course she has no clue everyone saw everything, and so she hums as she reads the instructions, the feed continuing like this for a while. ]