Mogget / Yrael (
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video; un: mogget
[There is a cat on the screen. A white cat wearing a red collar sporting a small silver bell and a green, tear-drop shaped pendant. He looks at the communication device for several moments with a pair of sharp, vivid green eyes.
Then the cat speaks.]
Ah, good, it's working.
[The cat's voice sounds... more or less as you might expect a cat to sound. He doesn't have a human voice, but rather the various sounds a feline might make are twisted around into entirely coherent words. He shifts in place, adjusting the position of his small white paws.]
I thought it best to get this out of the way as quickly as possible, having no wish to spend another year explaining that I am not someone's familiar. [His ears flick back momentarily.]
Nor am I a human choosing to look like this, or a simple housecat. Do not treat me as such. [The talking part probably gave that last bit away, but he's met a lot of stupid people. Mogget pauses here, and lets out a quiet sigh.
He ends the communication there, though one might hear a mutter of '--don't know why I bother' just before it shuts off.]
Then the cat speaks.]
Ah, good, it's working.
[The cat's voice sounds... more or less as you might expect a cat to sound. He doesn't have a human voice, but rather the various sounds a feline might make are twisted around into entirely coherent words. He shifts in place, adjusting the position of his small white paws.]
I thought it best to get this out of the way as quickly as possible, having no wish to spend another year explaining that I am not someone's familiar. [His ears flick back momentarily.]
Nor am I a human choosing to look like this, or a simple housecat. Do not treat me as such. [The talking part probably gave that last bit away, but he's met a lot of stupid people. Mogget pauses here, and lets out a quiet sigh.
He ends the communication there, though one might hear a mutter of '--don't know why I bother' just before it shuts off.]
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( Which... doesn't sound so bad. )
But, you're not really a cat? O-Or, uhm -- you're a really special kind of cat.
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[He feels like that's enough of an answer. Mogget yawns widely, showing off his sharp teeth.]
But no, I am not really a cat.
[He's enough of a cat, in all honesty, and definitely acts like one a lot of the time... but he's not about to outright say he's one.]
-- However. I will accept any offerings of fish if you happen to have it.
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... Uhm, I don't have any fish, but... there's a beach here. Are you good at catching them?
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I can catch them. Though I find it far more rewarding to let other people catch them for me.
[Truly, a cat.]
Do you fish?
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( There wasn't really a reason to learn at home. )
B-But, I could try. Is it hard?
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[Probably trickier than it looks, really, but what would he know? He'll catch them with his paws if he has to.]
It's just a stick and some string.
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You don't need anything else except for the string?
( That... doesn't seem right. )
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I don't know. I've only ever watched people fishing with poles. I can catch fish with my own hands--
Paws.
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... M-Maybe... I can try like that for you, too.
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[He doesn't mind the idea, actually.]
All right. We can do that, if you like.
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Gosh, okay...! I'll try to watch how you do it, and then give it a try.
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Very well. The next time I decide to go fishing, I'll be sure to inform you.