scriptwriter: (I'm Kotarou! Welcome to Jackass!)
Tennouji Kotarou ([personal profile] scriptwriter) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2021-08-11 07:52 pm

1st Rewrite [Text - UN: koko1010]

So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!

Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?

Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!

For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.

In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!

So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!

Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!

P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥
reloves: (♀ surely i'll run to you and end it)

[personal profile] reloves 2021-08-14 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't that true for everyone though?

[ There's a slight pause, but then it's followed up by another message. ]

i mean, everyone has things they can't do. some people aren't smart. others are ugly, or they're unkind, or they might not be talented at something they really wished they could be good at. everyone is lacking in some ways.. that's what it means to be human, you know? even if you have your bad sides, i bet you have your good sides too! [ .. you know, like being a handsome guy, but Minako is in her love goddess role right now, no time for personal flirting!

Especially if this guy already has an eye on someone. Then the best she can do is just cheer on that love, right? ]


and i bet that other person would love your good sides.
kokuryuu: (2D- introspective quiet looking down)

[personal profile] kokuryuu 2021-08-14 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

Minako can witness the split second that the screen reader says "human" and Souma's face falls in disappointment as a pang shoots through his heart. He looks like he regrets talking to anyone now, and he won't look up. His voice gets very small, almost a mumble.]


I know. Humans are like that. They... all have something admirable. They are all so... they are willing to overlook things in other humans and... see the good.

But. I am... not human. I am a yokai. An Itou. Humans call us "diable de l'ombre" where I come from. Or, "démon sauvage des ténèbres."

[But why didn't his people's goddess know that? Souma furrows his brow, worried.]

Are you... perhaps. The... goddess of love and beauty of... this world only?

Or... c-c-could it be that. The gods do not really. Listen.
reloves: (♀ just picture this)

[personal profile] reloves 2021-08-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least he's using a word she recognizes in there - otherwise she might have had a hard time trying to pinpoint exactly what this guy is claiming he is. But 'yokai' - that much she recognizes.

Though he sure acts more human than most yokai do, Minako thinks. Even though she only knows about those through legends. ]


sorry, sorry. every world out there has separate gods, i think.. [ Not that she's.. really a goddess in her world. Or rather, it's that she used to be, in a long ago past. ] but that doesn't mean i don't care about you, you know? no matter whether you're human or not! i firmly believe that absolutely everyone out there deserves love.
kokuryuu: (2D- close up in my eyes)

video; un: RiverofHeaven

[personal profile] kokuryuu 2021-09-28 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[That does seem to help. Souma thinks carefully before responding.]

I can imagine... it might be confusing, this many worlds coming together. Even for a deity. It is all right.