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So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!
Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?
Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!
For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.
In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!
So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!
Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!
P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥
Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?
Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!
For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.
In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!
So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!
Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!
P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥
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[If he was from Bennett's world, then Kotarou had to wonder if they had a name similar to that. His next comment about being a god... Well, Kotarou takes a brief moment to piece his thoughts together about that.]
I guess you're right.
But I feel like being a god would be really sad in a way.
Since you wouldn't be able to connect with anyone and you'd know everything
Life gets boring whenever you have all the answers in front of you
A little adventure into the unknown never helps with spicing things up!
I think that's why it's fun to pursue the truths of this world
It's more about the journey to reaching the answer than the answer itself
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I met an Archon pretending to be mortal once.
He worked at a funeral parlor.
But he always forgot to bring mora with him when he went shopping anyways so I don’t know that that mattered.
And in retrospect it’s kind of infuriating considering he created mora in the first place.
[Got goddamned duped by the God of Commerce smh.]
I’ve never really thought of what the gods must feel like.
I know I have the potential to go to Celestia same as any Vision holder but that’s not happening any time soon.
So I won’t be seeing many more gods.
But if an Archon gets tired of being an Archon they don’t have to keep doing it.
That’s what Rex Lapis did.
Decided his people could support themselves without him and gave up his Gnosis.
But I guess it would be lonely.
Especially if you can’t forget everyone you’ve lost.
Still they can die like anything else.
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That's kinda embarrassing whenever you think about it.
It's like building a house and you forget the keys to your own house!
[But he digresses about that. Kotarou reads the next part and reflects about that... It reminded him of a certain girl on the Moon who watched over humanity.]
I don't think anyone does. Humans have to focus more on themselves than the stars above.
That sounds like the conclusion that this Rex Lapis fellow decided.
He doesn't sound like a bad guy.
Though I'm sure that he'd have trouble fitting in with people.
I'd like to this guy one day. I'm sure he has a lot of funny stories.
Death has no exceptions to anything, I feel.
Everything comes to an end one day.
But it's journey that's the fun part
Did I sound cool just now?! 😎