1st Rewrite [Text - UN: koko1010]

[scriptwriter]

So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!

Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?

Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!

For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.

In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!

So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!

Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!

P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥

Comments

[scriptwriter]

That's right! It doesn't just have to be gacha! There's all sorts of games on here. You should give it a go.

[angelolatry]

I didn't figure the games yet. But I guess that isn't too surprising, since I haven't had this sort of thing back home. Are there games with dogs?

[.....of course that's the question she has. Dogs. She's not familiar with video games to be sure which sort she might enjoy to ask on genres and such specifically.]

[scriptwriter]

Hmmm... Have you ever heard of a game called 'FeeDog'?

You just raise puppies, but you gotta make sure that they eat good food. If bad food shows up on the screen, then you have to swat it away. You also have to fight ghosts too, but that's all the reason why you must raise your puppy to be the strongest!!

but they're also there to look really cute! What do you think of that?

[He felt that something simple like that could help her begin her gaming journey.]

[angelolatry]

FeeDog? Where you raise puppies? That sounds cute!

[Colette wouldn't let any ghost near her precious puppies!]

[scriptwriter]

See? Once you know what you want, then it's easy to get started with a game.

[angelolatry]

I might need to ask Fenton how to play the games. I've not tried that yet, but it sounds fun if there's ones about dogs!

[scriptwriter]

Fenton? I don't think I've met them. What kind of person are they like?

[angelolatry]

He's one of my friends here! He knows a lot about this sort of thing - the phones. His world obviously had more advanced capabilities than mine did. He's a scientist.

[scriptwriter]

Oooh... Interestiiiiiing! If he's a fellow gamer like me, then he should also know a few other gacha games that you could play. My world was pretty standard whenever it came to technology, I think.

[angelolatry]

I don't know if he plays games? Maybe. You'd have to ask him.

I guess 'standard' for technology might vary. Depending on where, when? Someone is from.

[scriptwriter]

I guess for me... Advanced technology would be something like flying cars or teleportation machines that you'd see in the movies.

Since I'm guessing that your world doesn't have telephones... How do you exactly communication from long distances?

[angelolatry]

Flying cars?

Well. There's letters.

[But no. They don't have anything more advanced than a steam boat. Sylvarant is in decline, with the low Mana supply and all. Even Tethe'alla isn't a whole lot better in technology in comparison, really.]

[scriptwriter]

Letters, huh? We used to have those in the old days.

Well... Writing letters hasn't died out. But nowadays, it's more faster to do things digitally like how we're doing. But I feel like there's still something special about getting a handwritten love letter from someone you like!

[Just so long that it isn't cursed... Kotarou has gone through quite a bit of trauma here due to that.]