scriptwriter: (I'm Kotarou! Welcome to Jackass!)
Tennouji Kotarou ([personal profile] scriptwriter) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2021-08-11 07:52 pm

1st Rewrite [Text - UN: koko1010]

So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!

Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?

Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!

For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.

In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!

So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!

Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!

P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥
itsjiaheng: (because wowie ya boi is cute af)

[personal profile] itsjiaheng 2021-08-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
it's true lol
not my best work
but i didn't expect him to crack on like
the first go haha
impostorsyndrome: (it's controlled by one tiny elite)

[personal profile] impostorsyndrome 2021-08-12 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I know this guy, and frankly? Neither did I. I thought he was a little more savvy than this.

Now I pity him a little. I didn't think the day would ever come.
itsjiaheng: (so self indulgent lmao)

[personal profile] itsjiaheng 2021-08-12 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
well
everyone needs to get taken down a few once in awhile
then you get
☆ character development ☆


and i'm not gonna kill him
or sic my ninja boyfriend on him
probably
impostorsyndrome: (face fear hide fame)

[personal profile] impostorsyndrome 2021-08-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think you were

But I appreciate the confirmation, because if you did I'd have the choice between not doing anything about it or also fucking dying, and I'd rather not have to do either. Especially not for him.
itsjiaheng: (249)

[personal profile] itsjiaheng 2021-08-12 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
haha a realist huh
actually knowing him
he's probably already made friends with this guy....
he's nicer than me
impostorsyndrome: (it's dull to be colossally frisky)

[personal profile] impostorsyndrome 2021-08-12 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
This guy has a certain way of things that's like an anti-charisma. I think he draws in kind people. ...And people who wanna kick his ass.
itsjiaheng: (this is even more basic rofl)

[personal profile] itsjiaheng 2021-08-12 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
that's a mood tho
people either love me
or wanna punch me in the face
sometimes at the same time~☆
impostorsyndrome: (men: their goal is to plan for you)

[personal profile] impostorsyndrome 2021-08-13 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
There's a lot of that going around in this very post. I bet you'll end up buddies before we're through here.
itsjiaheng: (wow much doge so wow)

[personal profile] itsjiaheng 2021-08-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
hehe maybe
i'd rather have friends to play games with
people are nicer here in general
where i was before everyone decided to lean super hard into being monsters
and like
who has the time
when there's better things to do
and no one dies for real in games
usually
impostorsyndrome: (tomorrow life will make sense)

[personal profile] impostorsyndrome 2021-08-14 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Usually. But usually not even here. Even those trials didn't involve drinking any real poison.

Where you were before?

People don't phrase it like that most of the time unless it wasn't "home."