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So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!

Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?

Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!

For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.

In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!

So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!

Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!

P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥

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The system you are talking about merely is a means of categorizing ones existence, it has no bearing of a persons individual prowess.

[ Insert Fate Fandom 10 page essay of fights about 5 stars vs 1 star values over reddit. ]

Though you spoke of these games, and saving Princesses perhaps? I did enjoy Princess Peach from the Marior game, and have fallen in love with her rightly. Do you know where I can see more of her?

Ah, Gawain-san! I'm surprised that you can make your username that long! That's impressive!

And you have good taste! I had a thing for her whenever I was younger. Now the question is do you want something clean or do you want some more 'underground' stuff if you catch my drift?

[There's a certain rule that Kotarou would like to call '34'.]

I could not fit my whole title, so I had to mince it together the way that you see it.

What is underground? Are you fending off beasts in the caverns?

No, no... Nothing like that!

Do you wanna learn a little internet history, Gawain-san? It might blow your mind!

Enlighten me then.

So the internet is a place where everyone swaps information with each other from various lands! It's pretty big and amazing, right?

Well, there's one story that says that a bunch of military nerds didn't have a place to put their pornography. So they decided to put it all on the computer to make it easier to contain. So there you have it... The internet's origins all started because a bunch of guys wanted to hide their porn. At least, that's one origin point.

Is that so? I thought the internet was founded with other regards.

Regardless, what does 'Pornography' have to do with what we are talking about? Are you looking for more material? I heard there is a place where you can find many books of images of women or the like, however I need no such thing.

If I am in the mood, I merely share beds with another. Images are nothing compared to the real thing after all.

Kotarou could it be? You are struggling in this department? I thought as much, but if you need advice I am here and willing to show you the ways. This way, you need not rely on images of woman or others alike. Enjoy the company of another most naked along side you.

[ she is struggling, mightily, between finding some schadenfreude in reading this, or walking into the lake. ]

WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
OH MY GOD WHAT????

When did this become about my love life?! That's not important here!
It's not like I don't think there's plenty of cute girls here!
But I'd rather focus on improving myself as a person
And I'm not the type who wants to sleep around!
If I'm gonna touch a girl's boobs, then it's gonna be the ones from the girl that I like it!
That way, we'll both get mutual satisfaction!
Playing the harem route irl means that you're going to lose everytime!

[ If Gawain was in front of Kotarou he would be laughing in his face. Loudly. ]

What are you a Priest? Good sir, you will make no woman happy in the bed. If you do not take the time to learn how to properly lay with them.

There are many women here who would gladly share their time in bed with another man, for the sake of it. Such beautiful casualness, the succor of pleasure, or naked beauty with one another.

You would wait til you meet a woman, then bed her? I admire your Chasity, but I implore you instead of looking at these images of Porn. You would spend time with physical body, share yourself with another woman - or man if you prefer as much. Learn the ins and outs of your body. Potentially others, as well.

There is much one can learn about improving one self this way too. Do not let your Youth go to waste!

[HE HATES THIS.]

I think I KNOW how sex works!!
But it's not about sleeping around so casually, it's just common sense to not have flings all over the place!
Well, some people are into THAT but it's not for me!

no actually
we're getting off track
What happened to Princess Peach???

Common sense? Are you judging those who enjoy sleeping with others and shaming them as well? How uncouth.

What of Princess Peach? I adore her, if that is what you are asking?

no sorry!!
I'm not JUDGING or anything
it's just

[They really played it fast and loose in his era, didn't they? But he could understand that Gawain was trying to help him out in his own way... It said a lot that a pervert like him was getting flustered over having flings and open relationships. He just didn't want to break the heart of girls by being super reckless like that! At the very least, he was thankful that Gareth was very purehearted.]

WELL ANYWAY
The point that I'm trying to make is that you'll find all kinds of pictures of her on the internet if you're looking for more!

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