1st Rewrite [Text - UN: koko1010]

[scriptwriter]

So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!

Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?

Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!

For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.

In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!

So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!

Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!

P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥

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[scriptwriter]

Just how was that knavish?! It was an honest question!

[beaumains]

With an insult on the end!

[scriptwriter]

What's bad about being called 'Doggy'?

[beaumains]

It's demeaning to myself and my title, something I worked really hard to earn.

[scriptwriter]

Oh yeah... Uh, sorry about that. That reminds me.

Gawain-san told me about what you had to go through to get a title. I never knew being a knight was THAT hard.

[beaumains]

[ Gawain... he hadn't needed to do that, but part of her was glad she did. ]

It's an accomplishment that has shaped my life. Even those championships I won a bit ago don't really mean as much to me as just being able to say I'm part of the Round Table.

That's why it's hurtful when you say things like that.

[scriptwriter]

I'm sorry to hurt your feelings like that. But compared to you... I really don't have grand accomplishments to speak of. Everyone was born with a certain amount of happiness in their pockets and I never had any.

[After all, he was rejected by the world, parents, school and everything else. He had the Occult Club for a short time... But even that had slipped from his hands. He wouldn't give up that small bit of happiness for the world, though.]

[beaumains]

I

can't speak for how true that is or not, and won't speak to your past, but the Kotarou I know in the present, if prone to putting his foot in his mouth, isn't a bad guy at all.

And I'm happy to be his friend.

[scriptwriter]

Huh???

But all I've done is cause you a lot of trouble! I haven't done anything to return those feelings yet!

[beaumains]

Well you're having a rough go of it, certainly, but it's obvious to me, at least, that you're trying.

[scriptwriter]

Really, I feel like that's all I'm good at. Trying my best and not giving up, but I usually end up failing.

[beaumains]

There's a saying; it doesn't matter how many times you're knocked down, but rather how many times you get back up.

[scriptwriter]

Heh. As cliche as that saying is... It does cheer me up to hear. It's no wonder that it's lived on for this long.

ρ(- ω -、)ヾ(￣ω￣; ) good doggie good doggie

[beaumains]

If you call me that again, I'll bite your hand.

[scriptwriter]

WHOA! Σ(ﾟÅﾟ) Normally, I'd get a little excited hearing that from a girl, but you might seriously do it! I need my hand for important things!

[beaumains]

I see we're in agreement, then! Good luck making friends, Kotarou!