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avalononline2021-08-11 07:52 pm
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1st Rewrite [Text - UN: koko1010]
So doom and gloom aside... I believe that there's a big problem that needs to be addressed here!
Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?
Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!
For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.
In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!
So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!
Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!
P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥
Why isn't anyone talking about the awesome gacha games on this smartphone!?
Warrior Stickman. Dragon Odyssey. Blood Empire. Strike Knights. There's so many mobile games around here and I see everyone is just sleeping on them! Do none of these ring a bell?! Have you all lost of your sense of romanticism and adventure!? We just had a tournament with Mario Party for crying out loud! Surely this has tickled your interests in video games a little bit!
For those who don't know... Gacha gaming is the ultimate pass time where you can play video games on your little smartphone here. Pretty self-explanatory, right? But be warn that if you decide to step into the world of gacha... It's a incredible hell that you're walking into. An all-or-nothing bloodbath where the strong live and the weak die. A path of carnage and broken dreams where 1-Star characters are devoured and forgotten by the irresistible 5-Star characters.
In a sense... Our society is no different from a gacha game, no? The strong and beautiful who live in high society are considered the 5-Star characters and we who have been drinking from the gutters and crawling through mud are the mere 1-Stars! But fear not 1-Stars... I, Tennouji Kotarou, the man who rules over common sense, am here to bestow my knowledge upon you! As the chosen "Common Sense Archon" it is my duty to pass on my fruits of wisdom!
So if you'd want a place to start, I can suggest that you play "Glory Kingdom"! It's one that I'm pretty into lately. Ever dreamed of befriending a cute goddess? Ever wanted to build your kingdom from the neck up? Ever wanted to team-up with a crazy tyrant babe who hates your guts, then slowly falls in love with you as you show her the joys of the normal world?!
Then this game is absolutely for you! They're even giving away free gems for new players who join, so what are you waiting for? Don't be a 1-Star, be a ★COOL STAR★ and join in the big sensation sweeping the island nation!
P.S: I was not paid to do this (though I will accept donations since I'm a little low on cash right now from my valuable gacha gaming research)! I simply want to share my joy involving a little hobby of mine! If you have any questions, I'll be more than happy to answer. Thank you. ♥
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[ Thanks, Grail knowledge. ]
In this case, I believe you are betting your money in hopes of receiving something you consider of equal value, despite the odds not being in your favor.
And yes, I am a King. King of Britain.
It's been made apparent that there are numerous different versions of us across worlds.
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King of Britain? that means
ah
you know Gareth-san and Gawain-san, don't you?
you're THE King Arthur?!
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[ Children of Morgan le Fey, who was the sister of King Arthur... yep. The Pendragon line sure does seem to carry all of the beautiful genes. ]
Additionally, there is perhaps a certain layer of excitement to what you describe, but you would most certainly experience the opposite more often than you succeed.
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[And now that he thinks about it...]
Oh, don't be so cynical! It's all about having fun in the moment! Reminds me of this knight I met playing Mario Party! She got really angry whenever I stole her star... Seriously, I think she'd learn a lot if she was as mature and composed as you. Like a true king should be!
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[ Oh... oh no... ]
I do believe I was JUSTIFIED in the face of your MOCKERY
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[ "He's not a jerk, he's just pathetic!" ]
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He should be grateful I did not simply punish him right there, rather than 'go back to the horse stables' AS HE DARED TO SUGGEST
[ Kotarou... made the terrible decision in choosing to trash talk Saber in a competitive mood. Maybe he'd learn to think before he speaks if Saber shows him why—
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I understand your anger, My King, but I beg your consideration all the same.
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Hmph
It has been some time since he opened his knavish mouth to me during competition. I will spare him proper punishment this time.
[ Thank your lucky stars, Kotarou... ]
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IT WAS JUST ONE STAR
YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT?!
[JESUS CHRIST.]
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[ Okay, it kinda is, but there is something more pressing than the star. ]
You insulted my honor as a knight! Had you been an enemy in battle, I would have removed your head for those insults! To smear mud on a knight's honor... as the King of Knights I guarantee this!
Fortunately for you, however, I have been informed that you are merely a foolish knave whose words come before thoughts. I will spare you now, but not a second time.
[ Thank you, Gareth. ]
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[Then again, this is Kotarou... You never knew with him. He was genuinely sorry even if his apology comes off as lighthearted.]
Great. At this rate, I might as well be crowned as the "Knave of the Round Table". You know, I'm still not fully sure what a 'knave' is, but I assume it's a classy way of calling someone an idiot.