text; un: maou (really more of a photo post)

[owarifool]

[ Those scrolling past their feeds on this fine day will find themselves greeted with an image post. A singular image, in all its glory(?)...



That's it. Just that picture. Of abs.

Just abs. ]

[[art by lempika]]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

what on earth is a host club

[owarifool]

where u pay to hang out with cool ppl were u not reading?!

[ichoosefight]

[ ... ]

Like for sex? There's no way anyone here is famous enough to get paid to come to birthdays and stuff.

[owarifool]

I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE OH MY GOD

dude its a host club u like. pay to party with cool, charismatic ppl.

[ichoosefight]

IT'S FINE IF YOU ARE, OKAY?

but that can't possibly be a real thing.

[owarifool]

it is 100% a real thing the club is called Enchantment run by a guy named Izanami Hifumi LOOK IT UP

[ichoosefight]

[ Give her a minute to look it up... and another minute to come to terms with this new knowledge. ]

That might be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. And I've heard of mind-controlling starfish from space.

[owarifool]

if by ridiculous u mean perfect for a charismatic rock star like me

[ichoosefight]

if it works it works, but I'm never going to pay to hang out with you. I'm still struggling to pay for meals.

[owarifool]

ever considered getting a job at a host club?

[ichoosefight]

I can barely get people to hang out with me for free

[owarifool]

u have no trouble getting my attention, at least!

[ichoosefight]

that's actually really sweet

I mean it's not like I'm feeling sorry for myself, I just really don't get it. the whole thing sounds kinda nuts.

[owarifool]

tbh i didnt really get it at first either. it took some getting used to. ur basically selling a social fantasy.

[ichoosefight]

[ That doesn't really explain anything, but she should be talking to the customers, not the employees.

She considers. ]

you really think they would hire me? as much I need the free coffee to live, 'barista' is not a great job.

[owarifool]

well the place, so far, only has guy hosts, but i bet ud look awesome in a three piece tailored suit!

[ichoosefight]

can't hurt to ask. it wouldn't be the first time I've worked with crazy people.

[owarifool]

exactly! plus hifumi's a cool guy hed probs be down with it.

[ichoosefight]

how can he say no, with a recommendation from the demon king of hell?

[owarifool]

Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.

[ pedant. ]

and ye ill put in a good word for u!

[ichoosefight]

right, because that makes so much more sense.

[ ur weird, Kipposhi. ]

and you'd better, since this whole thing is your idea.

[owarifool]

look it's a Buddhist thing dont make me explain it

[ichoosefight]

...is that really the kind of thing you should be using as a title?

[owarifool]

it is when u need to upset a bunch of warrior monks that are being a pain in ur ass

[ichoosefight]

that's some high level trolling

dare I ask why they needed to be upset?