text; un: maou (really more of a photo post)

[owarifool]

[ Those scrolling past their feeds on this fine day will find themselves greeted with an image post. A singular image, in all its glory(?)...



That's it. Just that picture. Of abs.

Just abs. ]

[[art by lempika]]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

[ Give her a minute to look it up... and another minute to come to terms with this new knowledge. ]

That might be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. And I've heard of mind-controlling starfish from space.

[owarifool]

if by ridiculous u mean perfect for a charismatic rock star like me

[ichoosefight]

if it works it works, but I'm never going to pay to hang out with you. I'm still struggling to pay for meals.

[owarifool]

ever considered getting a job at a host club?

[ichoosefight]

I can barely get people to hang out with me for free

[owarifool]

u have no trouble getting my attention, at least!

[ichoosefight]

that's actually really sweet

I mean it's not like I'm feeling sorry for myself, I just really don't get it. the whole thing sounds kinda nuts.

[owarifool]

tbh i didnt really get it at first either. it took some getting used to. ur basically selling a social fantasy.

[ichoosefight]

[ That doesn't really explain anything, but she should be talking to the customers, not the employees.

She considers. ]

you really think they would hire me? as much I need the free coffee to live, 'barista' is not a great job.

[owarifool]

well the place, so far, only has guy hosts, but i bet ud look awesome in a three piece tailored suit!

[ichoosefight]

can't hurt to ask. it wouldn't be the first time I've worked with crazy people.

[owarifool]

exactly! plus hifumi's a cool guy hed probs be down with it.

[ichoosefight]

how can he say no, with a recommendation from the demon king of hell?

[owarifool]

Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.

[ pedant. ]

and ye ill put in a good word for u!

[ichoosefight]

right, because that makes so much more sense.

[ ur weird, Kipposhi. ]

and you'd better, since this whole thing is your idea.

[owarifool]

look it's a Buddhist thing dont make me explain it

[ichoosefight]

...is that really the kind of thing you should be using as a title?

[owarifool]

it is when u need to upset a bunch of warrior monks that are being a pain in ur ass

[ichoosefight]

that's some high level trolling

dare I ask why they needed to be upset?

[owarifool]

they were in my way.

[ichoosefight]

[ Oda Nobunaga are you... a bad person?

Then again, who cares? She's not Batgirl anymore. Let it be someone else's problem. ]

well, that's one tactic, for sure.

should I be concerned about the club? there's a decent chance this ends with structural damage.

[owarifool]

were a wild bunch but im sure u can handle it

[ichoosefight]

I'm more worried about them being able to handle me.

[owarifool]

now ur talkin like a demon king urself.

[ichoosefight]

rude

I am way cooler than a demon king.