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[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

Comments

[queenofminiskirts]

how should i know how things are where you're from? and even things that don't make sense can still be true, you know? it just means they're also weird and confusing.

so like, what does a servant do? do you do their laundry and cook them dinner? are you a bodyguard? when they come home do you need to greet them at the door like you're working in a butler cafe?

[owarifool]

we fight on their behalf. under normal circumstances, thats during a Holy Grail War. but sometimes the World itself can summon a Servant if its necessary. hell sometimes other Servants can do the summoning ritual.

[queenofminiskirts]

i feel like there's so much here and i'm not sure i want to keep asking.

[Because there feels like there's a lot of information here.]

but it sounds a little

do you get a choice in all this?

[owarifool]

normally? not really. u could kill your master, but u'd eventually run out of mana and die anyways.

but me? as an Avenger class? i get to cheat.

[queenofminiskirts]

why does your life sound like some kind of MMO RPG?

okay fine. please explain to me what an avenger class is.

[owarifool]

Avengers arent supposed to even exist in a normal summoning situation, but we are a possible class to summon from all the same. we are born from resentment, hatred from love and love from hatred, an endless cycle of "eye for an eye".

knowing who Nobunaga is, u can guess why i fit that class, huh? normally, Nobunaga is an Archer, but anomalies happen.

[queenofminiskirts]

that sounds a little sad.

isn't there a way out of that cycle of hatred?

[owarifool]

what are u pitying me?

did i not just say that im cool as hell?

[queenofminiskirts]

you can be cool as hell and pitiful at the same time. it's not like those things are mutually exclusive!

[She knows a few people who are both. As well as some who are just plain pitiful. But not as many who are just cool as hell oddly enough...]

[owarifool]

just so we are clear i am 100% not someone u should pity.

[queenofminiskirts]

sure, sure. i believe you.

[Not really though.]

hey, if you're a spirit does that mean you have death magic here?

[owarifool]

wait should i have?

cuz i dont

[queenofminiskirts]

why wouldn't a spirit have death magic? wouldn't that be like a dragon not being able to breathe fire?

[That logic makes sense...somehow.]

[owarifool]

why should a spirit have death magic? i'm confused

[queenofminiskirts]

because death magic has to do with spirits? what's so confusing about that?

[owarifool]

but why? what about spirits makes them particularly in tune with death? why is that an association?