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[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

Comments

[owarifool]

Avengers arent supposed to even exist in a normal summoning situation, but we are a possible class to summon from all the same. we are born from resentment, hatred from love and love from hatred, an endless cycle of "eye for an eye".

knowing who Nobunaga is, u can guess why i fit that class, huh? normally, Nobunaga is an Archer, but anomalies happen.

[queenofminiskirts]

that sounds a little sad.

isn't there a way out of that cycle of hatred?

[owarifool]

what are u pitying me?

did i not just say that im cool as hell?

[queenofminiskirts]

you can be cool as hell and pitiful at the same time. it's not like those things are mutually exclusive!

[She knows a few people who are both. As well as some who are just plain pitiful. But not as many who are just cool as hell oddly enough...]

[owarifool]

just so we are clear i am 100% not someone u should pity.

[queenofminiskirts]

sure, sure. i believe you.

[Not really though.]

hey, if you're a spirit does that mean you have death magic here?

[owarifool]

wait should i have?

cuz i dont

[queenofminiskirts]

why wouldn't a spirit have death magic? wouldn't that be like a dragon not being able to breathe fire?

[That logic makes sense...somehow.]

[owarifool]

why should a spirit have death magic? i'm confused

[queenofminiskirts]

because death magic has to do with spirits? what's so confusing about that?

[owarifool]

but why? what about spirits makes them particularly in tune with death? why is that an association?