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[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

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[good_ideas]

i mean first of all did you ask for that reading? did the lady have an actual booth with pricing or did she force the reading on you before giving you the terms?

because if you didn't pay her just because you didn't like being called a crab, that makes you a criminal you know

[owarifool]

excuse, pls actually read, she called me a cancer, not a crab. rude as shit.

[good_ideas]

cancer = crab
but like a giant sky crab

besides what kind of a terrible business owner would go around insulting their customers?

[owarifool]

because theyre terrible? terrible ppl exist.

[good_ideas]

not for long if they're so bad at their job that customers just walk away from them

[owarifool]

that


thats the point of being a scam artist, isnt it? u don't hope for repeat customers because theyll figure ur shit out

[good_ideas]

no it isn't?
if you already have someone who has fallen for your scam isn't it better to just keep them in it? then you take them for all they're worth, isolate them from family and friends who would try to get them out of it while convincing them that they really have no one but you and draw them in deeper until they're never getting back out

at least not until they make you the sole beneficiary of their will then i guess it doesn't matter what happens to them after

[owarifool]

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u seem to know a lot about this kind of thing.

[good_ideas]

aww are you worried that i might scam you or something?
don't worry i won't unless you have money

do you have money?

[owarifool]

thats not sounding less suspicious!

[good_ideas]

aww oh no does it?
even when i'm trying to sound super innocent and stuff? oh noooo

[owarifool]

u remind me of a guy i know


u wouldnt happen to be the embodiment of a thought experiment designed to break the laws of thermo dynamics, would u?

[good_ideas]

nope i'm just a normal high school girl

[Who would definitely scam someone out of their money.

But it's fine maybe since she'd eventually return it. Some of it. If they were nice. And didn't make her mad.]

[owarifool]

as if theres anyone normal that gets brought here, but fine.

besides i dont make enough at the host club to be worth fleecing.

[good_ideas]

doesn't that mean you aren't normal either?

and aren't host clubs supposed to be really profitable? or are you just unpopular

[owarifool]

on the contrary, i'm the coolest guy there! no one matches my burning charisma!

[good_ideas]

then why aren't you making money?
host clubs are ranked based on who makes the most money right? so if you're not making any money that can only mean that people like you but not enough to buy your champagne pyramids....



that's actually kind of sad

[owarifool]

i said i dont make enough to be worth scamming, not that i make nothing at all! the hell is wrong with u?!

[good_ideas]

well who would know when you aren't being clear, huh?!
and hosts should be the people who are most worth scamming when they're selling champagne pyramids and getting people to buy heavily marked-up alcohol
what kind of a host are you?

[owarifool]

i mean i barely knew what one was before taking the job but i think u got a weird idea of who makes most of the money in this gig.

[good_ideas]

wait so who does make the most money?
not because i want to scam them though

really

[owarifool]

we get tips and gifts, but when that guest is buying out a bars worth of liquor, that benefits the management more than me.

[good_ideas]

and you're not convincing enough to get your clients to put all that money into tips and gifts instead?

[owarifool]

if i was earning more money than the club, im pretty sure the club and i would be goin our separate ways.

[good_ideas]

but at that point you'd have more money so why would it matter?