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[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

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[owarifool]

i said i dont make enough to be worth scamming, not that i make nothing at all! the hell is wrong with u?!

[good_ideas]

well who would know when you aren't being clear, huh?!
and hosts should be the people who are most worth scamming when they're selling champagne pyramids and getting people to buy heavily marked-up alcohol
what kind of a host are you?

[owarifool]

i mean i barely knew what one was before taking the job but i think u got a weird idea of who makes most of the money in this gig.

[good_ideas]

wait so who does make the most money?
not because i want to scam them though

really

[owarifool]

we get tips and gifts, but when that guest is buying out a bars worth of liquor, that benefits the management more than me.

[good_ideas]

and you're not convincing enough to get your clients to put all that money into tips and gifts instead?

[owarifool]

if i was earning more money than the club, im pretty sure the club and i would be goin our separate ways.

[good_ideas]

but at that point you'd have more money so why would it matter?