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[milkmycattle]

[The video opens up to Crow lounging on an armchair. He has his guitar resting on his lap as he strums out a few notes before turning his attention to the camera. With enthusiasm and a toothy grin, he points towards the camera as if his attention is solely on the viewer!]

Evening Cattle!! Your resident Crimson Fallen Angel of the Apocalypse, Crow, is present!!

[ Yep, he probably lost half of the people tuning in already, but he doesn't skip a bit. He seems confident as ever as leans back into the chair.]

Today I bring you a scarlet new development! Rejoice! A new band will be gracing the ears of the denizens of Camelot! And you have a chance to be a part of it! Morgan Knight and I will be recruiting other passionate musicians to be part of this new soul-stirring group!

If you're interested, respond to this video with your details or show up for auditions at the Phoenix Roost next Friday! We're only interested in serious inquiries only, so don't waste our time!

[Now that he has the info dump out of the way, time for some self-promotion!]

If you've been living under a rock, and don't know who I am or you want to hear my music, I also do performances at the Phoenix Roost! Check me out on the first Saturday of the Month after Dusk! I'll set your soul ablaze!

[For dramatic effect, he sends a wave of crimson feathers towards the screen, obscuring the view of him. At least it doesn't muffle the sound as the rocker signs off.]

Crow out!

[Video ends, hopefully, everyone has their eardrums intact.]

Comments

[morganknight]

Heck yeah! My home's a nexus world, so it's like Avalon. All sorts of people show up from all sorts of places, so the world has something of everything.

[queenofminiskirts]

[What is a nexus?]

so people can just come and go between worlds when they want?

[morganknight]

Sometimes it's involuntary, they just appear there. But there are known portals and places you can travel. I jumped back and forth a lot.

[queenofminiskirts]

oh wow. a portal sounds so convenient! can you still jump to other places here?

[morganknight]

Nope. I mean, all time and space is supposed to be frozen out there, so that's probably for the best.

[queenofminiskirts]

i guess so. but it'd be nice to be able to check up on people we haven't seen in a while

[Who may or may not have been captured by the enemy or were left behind in Japan because Kaoru couldn't bring them with her.]

or draw on the faces of some jerks I know.

[morganknight]

okay, you're clean, I had to check to make sure you didn't describe yourself as an 'innocent' high school girl before.

[queenofminiskirts]

are you saying you don't believe I'm an innocent highschool girl? that's rude, you know!

[morganknight]

Sweetness and light and unshadowed hearts don't generally comport with drawing markers on helpless people, however jerky, y'know!

[queenofminiskirts]

considering this jerk is a weirdo who dresses like a groom all the time who's out to ruin everyone's lives just because no one likes him i'd say only drawing on his face is already proof I have an unshadowed heart.

otherwise i'd just work with my friends to take control of his bank accounts, take all his money and then transfer all his properties into our names and then saddle him with a lot of debt and setting him up to be arrested for tax fraud and as many charges as we can make stick.

that will definitely be a rude wake up when the world unfreezes! he should be grateful that all i'm going to do is draw on his face.

[And probably make him punch himself a few times after stealing all of Black Phantom's base locations and security detail, as well as all the receipts for who they did business with. There was no such thing as having too many advantages when it comes to saving the world!]

[morganknight]

And you're definitely pure and innocent and thinking of all of that is NOT a sign of a twisted and wicked mind!

I think I like you though.

[queenofminiskirts]

i'm pure and innocent because i'm not going to do any of that even though i totally could.

obviously

anyway, i think we already know you have good taste so that's no surprise! (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

[morganknight]

Lucky you've got those horns to hold up your halo, as they say!

[queenofminiskirts]

i do not have horns! i am an angel through and through!

a little mischief is cute!

[...can any of what she mentioned be considered 'a little mischief'?]

[morganknight]

I'll grant that. And high school is definitely a time to live it up. Not because it's the best years of your life or anything, but just because you have the chance, you know?

[queenofminiskirts]

[When she was ten years old she would have scoffed at that. What chance? As a Level 7 esper she'd be lucky if she could go to school. Everything else was decided for her the moment her powers awakened. There was no way to live it up.

But six years with Minamoto as their supervisor has given her a little more optimism.]

highschool is great like that, isn't it? i had so much fun with my friends! i can't wait to be able to go back. it's just not the same here.

[morganknight]

[Well, it's not like he's exactly slopping over with experience on the subject, since his own education came from a rather unusual boarding school experience.]

Still plenty here worth enjoying for its own sake. Don't overlook that!

[queenofminiskirts]

of course I won't! it's pretty exciting here too!

it's just that things haven't been normal for a while back home so i guess i kind of miss it?

and maybe i'm just disappointed because i thought magic school would involve more cute witchy uniforms with short skirts and magic duels and less homework.

[morganknight]

Be the change you want to see in the world!

Okay that's probably terrible advice in this case, but learning IS important.

[queenofminiskirts]

i know, i know. i'll get over my disappointment eventually.

but that advice isn't all bad. there's nothing to say i can't wear a cute witchy dress with a short skirt!

[morganknight]

I'm so going to Hell for encouraging this, but worth it.

[queenofminiskirts]

no one who approves of miniskirts is going to hell!

unless they're a pervert, anyway.

[morganknight]

I try to avoid it where it's inappropriate, honest.

[queenofminiskirts]

then you're good.

and if anyone gives you a problem about it i'll kick their ass for you!

[She says forgetting for a moment that she didn't have her powers here.]

[morganknight]

Man, you don't happen to have an older sister who's just like you hanging around here, do you?