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[milkmycattle]

[The video opens up to Crow lounging on an armchair. He has his guitar resting on his lap as he strums out a few notes before turning his attention to the camera. With enthusiasm and a toothy grin, he points towards the camera as if his attention is solely on the viewer!]

Evening Cattle!! Your resident Crimson Fallen Angel of the Apocalypse, Crow, is present!!

[ Yep, he probably lost half of the people tuning in already, but he doesn't skip a bit. He seems confident as ever as leans back into the chair.]

Today I bring you a scarlet new development! Rejoice! A new band will be gracing the ears of the denizens of Camelot! And you have a chance to be a part of it! Morgan Knight and I will be recruiting other passionate musicians to be part of this new soul-stirring group!

If you're interested, respond to this video with your details or show up for auditions at the Phoenix Roost next Friday! We're only interested in serious inquiries only, so don't waste our time!

[Now that he has the info dump out of the way, time for some self-promotion!]

If you've been living under a rock, and don't know who I am or you want to hear my music, I also do performances at the Phoenix Roost! Check me out on the first Saturday of the Month after Dusk! I'll set your soul ablaze!

[For dramatic effect, he sends a wave of crimson feathers towards the screen, obscuring the view of him. At least it doesn't muffle the sound as the rocker signs off.]

Crow out!

[Video ends, hopefully, everyone has their eardrums intact.]

Comments

[morganknight]

I think there's some coincidental selection bias. Since Avalon needs people to do heroic things and all, it's generally pulling people who range from decently- to incredibly-fit. Which is strongly associated with appearance.

[queenofminiskirts]

that makes sense, i guess. but we know a lot of fit people who weren't conventionally attractive.

[Like Kiritsubo.]

ok, since the pool of good looking people is so big you'll have to tell me what else you look for in a date! this little sister will make sure to find you someone to your tastes!

[Why are you suddenly his little sister what is this crap]

[morganknight]

[Don't hear him complaining, do you?]

For a date date? I think what counts most is a certain spark. You know, a brightness, a radiance. The sort of person who makes everything and everyone around them light up just that little bit.

[queenofminiskirts]

[You should complain before she asks you what kind of tits you like.]

that's so romantic

but it also makes it hard for me to find someone to set you up with

[morganknight]

[Yes, that would be extremely weird.]

[After all, given their shared predilections, how could she not guess he's a leg man?]

No way, it means you're not looking for some random specific features or quirk! Plenty of options.

[queenofminiskirts]

am i supposed to just give your number to everyone then? are you looking for a date or trying to start a harem?

[morganknight]

Look, if a bunch of girls volunteer, I'm not gonna tell them no...

Okay, I have a preference for the athletic sort?