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[monostich]

So, I'm sure by now you've seen Mr. Claude's post about a feast he wants to hold, and I'm not sure how many people are in a similar situation but...

I've never had to cook before, and buying food to bring seems like it would cost a lot and not be in the spirit of things, so I was wondering if anyone had any advice? Or could help teach me? Mr. Claude said I should bring bread, but I don't know how difficult that would be.

If anyone can help, I would appreciate it.

Comments

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[kingfuckboy]

bread isnt too hard
and i bet they have bread makers here where like
u just put ingredients in and bam

done!

u just have to be patient otherwise

[monostich]

There are things that automatically make your food for you? Is that safe?

[kingfuckboy]

why would it be dangers tho???

do u think a bread maker would gain intelligence and
like
try to poison u or smth?

[monostich]

Why wouldn't it be dangerous? It would run off magic, wouldn't it? And isn't magic inherently dangerous?

[kingfuckboy]

it runs off of electricity???

[monostich]

Are you sure???

[kingfuckboy]

[ not now, thanks, but -- ]

YES im very sure that's how it works

[monostich]

Are you an electricity expert?

[He doesn't believe you, JJ!!]

[kingfuckboy]

why do i have to be???

that's how it works!!

[monostich]

If you’re not an expert then how can you be so sure that’s how it works!!

[kingfuckboy]

because i know that much??

they plug in to get electricity!!

[monostich]

How do you know it's electricity here and not some sort of magical energy generation???

[kingfuckboy]

well i guess i don't
but
it acts just like electricity so
it makes the most sense if it is
and we have things like cellphones too
so it wouldn't be unbelievable

[monostich]

But cellphones can function without being plugged into the wall constantly...

How is that also electricity?

[kingfuckboy]

cell phones charge batteries with electricity!!!

and that's not magic still

why would it be so bad if it's magic here anyway??

lots of people have magic
you have magic i bet