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[monostich]

So, I'm sure by now you've seen Mr. Claude's post about a feast he wants to hold, and I'm not sure how many people are in a similar situation but...

I've never had to cook before, and buying food to bring seems like it would cost a lot and not be in the spirit of things, so I was wondering if anyone had any advice? Or could help teach me? Mr. Claude said I should bring bread, but I don't know how difficult that would be.

If anyone can help, I would appreciate it.

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text; un: aubrey

[brutalizer]

it isn't as hard as you think.
you've probably cooked before at least once without knowing it.
even tossing pasta into boiling water is cooking.

[ low-effort cooking, but it counts in her book. ]

[monostich]

[How does he put this...]

I've never put anything into boiling water.

[Yeah, that'll work. And it's, unfortunately, true.]

[brutalizer]

oh.
that's kind of pathetic.
how have you survived up until now?

[monostich]

The place I was before we were given just enough food to remain functional, if food was necessary.

[brutalizer]

[ that both makes sense to her how he explains, but is inexplicably sad. ]

I don't think you should start with bread then.
ever heard of brownies? it's a chocolate dessert.

[monostich]

No, I can't say that I have.

[brutalizer]

well good news - no one hates brownies.
get a couple eggs, water, sugar, coco powder, vanilla and olive oil mixed up together.
throw the mix into a baking pan and toss it in the oven at 350 degrees.
it'll be done in an hour.

[monostich]

What if someone DOES hate brownies?

[He'll look up a more detailed recipe for brownies, because if he's going to make anything he's going to do an incredible amount of research now that he knows recipes exist, but.

What if.]