Text/audio un: birdofprey

[notquitetamed]

[At first all that can be heard is a tap tap tap sound of a bird trying to peck the screen to send a message to the network. Once done the message does come up.]

hw do ak female n dat?

[Said bird might be smart, but he definitely hasn't quite grasped human spelling and grammar. The nosy familiar is trying to get advice for his stupid human on how to ask a girl out since said human sucks at doing so and figured a nudge might help.

Then the sound of wings flapping can be heard along with Hawk's voice.]

What the hell do you think you're doing, stupid bird?

[Clearly he needs to familiar proof his place. Of course Hawk doesn't realize yet that the bird somehow figured out how to send that to the network. So after he closes the window the familiar got in through, there will just be sounds of him walking around and getting dressed until abut a minute goes by and the message times out.]

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text; un: wolfcountry

[impostorsyndrome]

[Every day this month Kadoc tells himself that is enough of the network for a good long time, and every day he makes himself a liar and tunes back in only to see something like this. Had that been an actual bird? That had sounded like an actual bird, hadn't it?

He can't stay his hand.]

Have you tried flashing your tail feathers at her to prove your genetic fitness? Maybe building a complex nest with some bottlecaps you found. Or performing an hour long dance.

Shit, you're actually a lot better at this than humans are. I should be the one asking you.

text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

The best way to learn about girls is to follow one around all day!

[ This sounds way worse than it actually is. ]

video; un: coffeefiend

[ichoosefight]

Is your friend declaring her gender?

Text; UN: CalamityHawk

[wherethewindtakesme]

I wasn't aware that familiars could type on the network and ask for love advice. Should I be letting mine try the same?

[His own familiar, a colorful hummingbird, just kind of side-eyes him.]

Text, un: fashiondiva (excuse the late!)

[corpsewarblade]

[Uhh...what did that text even mean? Mukuro stared at the message for quite a while, until Hawk's voice rang through and distracted her from her thoughts.

...Wait, did 'dat' mean 'date'?]

uhh think your familiar is trying to help? Maybe?

[But that would mean...]