Text/audio un: birdofprey

[notquitetamed]

[At first all that can be heard is a tap tap tap sound of a bird trying to peck the screen to send a message to the network. Once done the message does come up.]

hw do ak female n dat?

[Said bird might be smart, but he definitely hasn't quite grasped human spelling and grammar. The nosy familiar is trying to get advice for his stupid human on how to ask a girl out since said human sucks at doing so and figured a nudge might help.

Then the sound of wings flapping can be heard along with Hawk's voice.]

What the hell do you think you're doing, stupid bird?

[Clearly he needs to familiar proof his place. Of course Hawk doesn't realize yet that the bird somehow figured out how to send that to the network. So after he closes the window the familiar got in through, there will just be sounds of him walking around and getting dressed until abut a minute goes by and the message times out.]

Comments

[notquitetamed]

I don't know, those stories were very useful to help me fall asleep. Better than most of those supposed sleep aids you see people selling.

Drawing the line at seducing an actual bird maybe. But a human with wings? Definitely not.

[impostorsyndrome]

Are you kidding? That's probably a kink for plenty of people. It's a feature, not a bug. But your familiar isn't a human with wings.

I assume.

[notquitetamed]

Nah, he's not but I am. I'm quite familiar with the reactions around here to them.

[impostorsyndrome]

Was this just bragging all along?