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[notquitetamed]

[At first all that can be heard is a tap tap tap sound of a bird trying to peck the screen to send a message to the network. Once done the message does come up.]

hw do ak female n dat?

[Said bird might be smart, but he definitely hasn't quite grasped human spelling and grammar. The nosy familiar is trying to get advice for his stupid human on how to ask a girl out since said human sucks at doing so and figured a nudge might help.

Then the sound of wings flapping can be heard along with Hawk's voice.]

What the hell do you think you're doing, stupid bird?

[Clearly he needs to familiar proof his place. Of course Hawk doesn't realize yet that the bird somehow figured out how to send that to the network. So after he closes the window the familiar got in through, there will just be sounds of him walking around and getting dressed until abut a minute goes by and the message times out.]

Comments

text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

The best way to learn about girls is to follow one around all day!

[ This sounds way worse than it actually is. ]

[notquitetamed]

Sounds like a great way to get the shit beaten out of you by a girl.

[arf]

Why would they if they said you could!?
Are you not planning on asking first?!

[notquitetamed]

Even better, just go ask a girl if I can basically stalk them.

[arf]

It's not stalking if you have permission! It's shadowing! You want to learn about girls, right?

[notquitetamed]

Nah, that was my familiar asking. Guess he's looking for a lady hawk to have some fun with or something.

[Nope, totally not acknowledging the potential that it could have been asking for him. Never would do that.]

[arf]

Oh. Ohh.

[ That's why he was yelling at the bird.. Taichi didn't connect the dots there. ]

I don't know anything about hawks, birds have like a whole different set of rules and I don't want to get pecked for giving the wrong answer (O_O)!!