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[sulit]

Hypothetical question: If given the opportunity to hold a chicken, how much would you pay to hold the most perfect chicken for an hour?

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[notwearingthekeds]

I did ask what the fuck question this was though.

And my being vegetarian has NOTHING to do with why I don't get who would hold a fucking chicken.

[sulit]

Oh, *are* you actually a vegetarian? I was just making fun of you for being so upset about a chicken.

Do you feel satisfied in knowing why I'm asking now? Or should I elaborate more?

[notwearingthekeds]

I just have to accept that I'll never understand why people would think chickens are special. And other people would use idiots who think they are.

And for the record, I do eat meat, I'm not a full vegetarian, I just don't eat certain meats. If you want to make fun of me.

[sulit]

I think the fact that you don't eat meat is already cruel enough~ I don't need to try that hard to make fun of you.

But how exactly is anyone being used here? It's not like I'm forcing them to pay for anything. Even in the planning stages, this is a fundamental exchange of goods and services.