Infinite Questions / UN: Konpeito_Oni

[konpeito_aji]

[Oda has ALL the questions. He's not sure whether a written list or just pure babbling is better!]

[No one else is making formal introductions on the network, but it does FEEL wrong!]

[Like the wearing shoes inside thing!]

[Finally he settles on video so he can start off with a haughty bow. How do you stay arrogant while bowing? THIS GUY!]

I'm Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the 6th Heaven! I have some questions for all of you:

[How ominous!]

What is your favorite piece of technology from home or here?
What are the best well-known sports of your time? Does anyone sumo wrestle? Is shooting guns a sport yet? Can I place bets on Mitsuhide out-shooting everyone else?
What are your thoughts on the government here and at home?
What is the candy like where you're from, and have you tried new ones here, how is it?
What jobs did you have in your world? Do they transition well to Avalon?
What is the weirdest law, either here or from your world you know of?
What is the weirdest thing to you about this place? -- For me, it's that there are restaurants indoors that don't make you remove your shoes!
Does anyone play Go? Is anyone willing to learn? Can someone please teach me cards?
Does anyone come from a time that still uses caste systems, and for everyone that doesn't; how were they abolished?
What is your favorite music, song, and dance of this world or your own?
Does anyone else have an oni or kitsune familiar? How many people even know what those are? And how many people come from worlds that had them for real?
What's the weirdest and cutest animal you've ever seen? Was it here or somewhere else?
What is considered a luxury in your world, and do you indulge, abstain, or simply have different preferences?
Have you ever had konpeito?

[He doesn't seem to run out of breath OR questions. So the network is just rescued when the post times out and automatically posts it.]

Comments

[intrapid]

Is it everything you thought it would be?

[konpeito_aji]

More. Much more!

[He uh, loves it though.]

[intrapid]

If your expectations are go and konpeito, I'm not surprised.
A world without go, though... Did you say you came from heaven, or hell?

[konpeito_aji]

Hell. The Demon King of 6th Heaven is a Buddhist thing. I don't follow Buddha, but the Demon King of the 6th Heaven is supposed to be the evil epitome of arrogance, rebellion, and stubbornness. Buddhist monks and the enlightened are supposed to transcend it by giving up all Earthly desires; food, sex, anything. But the Demon King is the opposite. He wants to be the best, have the most of whatever and enjoy life and all it has to offer and corrupt everyone else to be enjoy things too.

It started off as sarcasm. A challenge I issued to my enemies, one of whom believes he's the god of war.

[intrapid]

Huh... I see!
I was wondering why I wasn't getting evil vibes from the Demon King of the 6th Heaven, but basically you're advocating hedonism.
Yeah, you're not going to have any trouble here.

[konpeito_aji]

I'm completely evil, your senses are just on the fritz.

[intrapid]

"What is the candy like where you're from"
Yeah, completely evil.
What a nefarious question.

[konpeito_aji]

Sugar powers the brain. Knowledge is power.

The ultimate tool of conquest is therefore; candy. He who controls the sugar routes controls the multiverse!

[intrapid]

Your reasoning is a bit...
But historically, you're not wrong, actually.

[konpeito_aji]

[He is literally living history, and made Earth history what it is, so he knows he's not wrong, even if he's purposely making it the most ridiculously phrased he can. Before he was the Demon King, he was the Fool of Owari. Same man, just as insane.]

Being the Demon King gives me insights others miss.

[intrapid]

Can you insight a way out of here?
As a proponent of greed, you can't be satisfied with taking over just this one world.

[konpeito_aji]

I've been here barely seven days. There's still too much to conquer first. Starting with candy.

I'll consider other realms only based on their sweets.

[If he does travel to worlds beyond returning "home" to finish his dream of progressing a united and prosperous Japan; it'll probably just be to defeat other Demon Kings in other shadow realms to prove he's the strongest Demon King of them all, so no. Find your own way out if you're bored!]