Infinite Questions / UN: Konpeito_Oni

[konpeito_aji]

[Oda has ALL the questions. He's not sure whether a written list or just pure babbling is better!]

[No one else is making formal introductions on the network, but it does FEEL wrong!]

[Like the wearing shoes inside thing!]

[Finally he settles on video so he can start off with a haughty bow. How do you stay arrogant while bowing? THIS GUY!]

I'm Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the 6th Heaven! I have some questions for all of you:

[How ominous!]

What is your favorite piece of technology from home or here?
What are the best well-known sports of your time? Does anyone sumo wrestle? Is shooting guns a sport yet? Can I place bets on Mitsuhide out-shooting everyone else?
What are your thoughts on the government here and at home?
What is the candy like where you're from, and have you tried new ones here, how is it?
What jobs did you have in your world? Do they transition well to Avalon?
What is the weirdest law, either here or from your world you know of?
What is the weirdest thing to you about this place? -- For me, it's that there are restaurants indoors that don't make you remove your shoes!
Does anyone play Go? Is anyone willing to learn? Can someone please teach me cards?
Does anyone come from a time that still uses caste systems, and for everyone that doesn't; how were they abolished?
What is your favorite music, song, and dance of this world or your own?
Does anyone else have an oni or kitsune familiar? How many people even know what those are? And how many people come from worlds that had them for real?
What's the weirdest and cutest animal you've ever seen? Was it here or somewhere else?
What is considered a luxury in your world, and do you indulge, abstain, or simply have different preferences?
Have you ever had konpeito?

[He doesn't seem to run out of breath OR questions. So the network is just rescued when the post times out and automatically posts it.]

Comments

Video un: sneaky_fox

[damn_kitsune]

[Okay, this is just too amusing for Mitsuhide not to laugh about. At least he's not laughing at you, Nobunaga!]

Goodness, my lord. That is certainly a list of questions.

[Almost reminds him of a child. But like Hell he's going to compare the Demon King to a child out loud.]

Though if you want to learn how to play cards, I've already picked up on a few types of games.

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[intrapid]

LOL
Well, that was nostalgic.
Has the Almighty Demon King of the 6th Heaven never invaded the modern world to find out himself?

Video un: Chasseur

[resistetmords]

That... was quite a list of questions you gave!

video (Nyuu); un:elfe

[scarredhorns]

[A girl with white horns poking through her pink hair stares quizzically at the man on the screen. That name... As someone from Japan, she's definitely heard it before.]

Wait, did you just say your name was Oda Nobunaga? Like Oda Nobunaga of Owari Province???

[But he doesn't look like anything like the paintings she's seen in the books. Yet he called himself the Demon King...]

video un; Olvia

[blushing_beauty]

[Yup... this was definitely the same Nobunaga that asked her what fuck meant.

... fuck!

Well he may act a bit like a child, but asking questions was one of the best ways to learn so... She's still going to do her best to answer his questions, even though she feels like this might only encourage him, and possibly be bad for her future and continued sanity.]

I like these communicators the most so far, they're really handy. Back home my favorite was probably the out-realm gate, which allowed me to visit other worlds and return home from them.

Archery is one of the few sports I've even heard of, and that's not so much a sport as practice for war or hunting.

I try not to think too much about politics because it tends to depress me, and I've already got enough things in my life to hurt my mood.

I don't eat much candy, but I tend to like fruity flavors for my candies, especially lemons, limes, or kiwi.

Back home I was a dancer, but I also was a sword fighter working for the halidom of Ylisse. I think both jobs can potentially transition well here, although I'd much rather dance than fight.

Umm... the weirdest law I can think of was how the Khans of Regna Ferox decided on who would be their next leader. They would ask mercenaries from other countries to champion them in an arena battle, and the Khan who's champions won would be the next leader. I suppose it was an effective way to decide if they had good tactical and leadership skills, as well as being able to select the most capable of warriors... but it's still very strange.

The weird-...

[Give her a moment Nobunaga, she's shaking her head trying to wrap her head around the fact that, that was what he found weirdest!]

The weirdest thing to me about this place is that all the magic seems to not work for people who knew magic before coming here, and we have to learn a brand new form of magic!

I don't know how to play go, but I suppose I might be willing to let you teach me if you let me teach you some card games. I haven't been able to play a good game of cards in a long time.

We do not, nor have we ever had a caste system in the any of the lands I have visited, so I'm afraid I won't be of much help in that regard.

Hmmm... my favorite song or dance... that's so hard! I am a dancer you know!

[She'd originally been sort of exasperated when she'd heard his long list of questions and wrote them all down so she could answer them, but now that she's answering them, she's kind of enjoying herself!]

I guess my favorite is the one about the Heron princess and the Raven prince. It's a song that has a dance that goes with it, and maybe I'll share it with you sometime if I'm feeling ambitious.

I can't say I'm very familiar with oni familiars, but I've heard legends of them being rather ruthless monsters.

The weirdest and cutest animal has to be my very own familiar!

[She picks up her puppy sized black pegasus with glee, nuzzling her face against its snout as it whinnies happily at the attention.]

Isn't it just the cutest thing you've ever seen?

Let's see... a luxury in my world... I guess I'll still say pie since it's you I'm talking too, but I do abstain a decent amount since I don't want to over-eat and become fat and lethargic. I'm a dancer, so I need to maintain a healthy diet to keep my figure.

And no, I've never heard of Konpeito... does that answer all the questions you asked?

[Because... she just knows this is going to lead to more questions!]