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avalononline2021-04-08 01:35 pm
mayoninofukucho) wrote in avalononline2021-04-08 01:35 pm
Video | UN: hijikata | Irregular Quest: Keep a Man out of the Sun for a Day
[It's after dinnertime on another rainy evening when a new video pops up on AOL. Hijikata has never posted anything on the network before (beyond responses to other people), so he's not exactly a familiar face... but those who do know him may be surprised by the changes to his outfit and the large black wings on his back. He looks a lot more composed than usual and gives the camera a slow blink before starting to speak.]
My name is Arashi. I am the familiar of Hijikata-san, whose body I am inhabiting by means of familiar fusion to bring you this message. I am afraid that I find myself in need of some assistance.
[He seems to be in a hotel room, and attentive listeners may be able to catch the occasional high-pitched little noise in the background, as if there were guinea pigs or other small pets running around. Arashi keeps a straight face.]
It has come to my attention that Hijikata-san has been struggling to reverse the impact of the wishes that were made about two months ago. I cannot maintain the familiar fusion state for very long, so I seek the support of anyone willing and able to keep him away from the sunlight for a day.
[What the reclusive crow tengu isn't telling the viewers: due to the heavy rains he decided to check on his bond partner, only to find his hotel room full of mayonnaise mascots. When the flooding began Hijikata had fetched them in a panic from the smallholding farm the owners of which had been letting him keep them in an enclosure, and their presence immediately made it clear to Arashi that he never fixed his messed-up magic. Hijikata had just finished preparing a familiar fusion essence in his room for later use in an emergency, and ultimately it was used much sooner as a result of the ensuing fight.]
Please come to Room 306 at the main inn if you are interested. I cannot offer gold, but I am able to train users of wind magic and help awaken it for novice users of elemental magic, or otherwise I can offer some rare items.
Just as a warning, there are some... creatures here.
[The mayonnaise mascots are harmless, but kind of creepy looking in his opinion. They are unnatural, wholly unnatural. The sooner they disappear the better.]
(OOC: This is open for anyone, no dibs (after all we've got time loops happening around here!). Villains and pranksters are also welcome (after all Arashi is such an absent familiar that he wouldn't be able to tell who Hijikata's friends are, or if he has any at all). If you'd like to plot anything specific out I have my CR meme post here!)
My name is Arashi. I am the familiar of Hijikata-san, whose body I am inhabiting by means of familiar fusion to bring you this message. I am afraid that I find myself in need of some assistance.
[He seems to be in a hotel room, and attentive listeners may be able to catch the occasional high-pitched little noise in the background, as if there were guinea pigs or other small pets running around. Arashi keeps a straight face.]
It has come to my attention that Hijikata-san has been struggling to reverse the impact of the wishes that were made about two months ago. I cannot maintain the familiar fusion state for very long, so I seek the support of anyone willing and able to keep him away from the sunlight for a day.
[What the reclusive crow tengu isn't telling the viewers: due to the heavy rains he decided to check on his bond partner, only to find his hotel room full of mayonnaise mascots. When the flooding began Hijikata had fetched them in a panic from the smallholding farm the owners of which had been letting him keep them in an enclosure, and their presence immediately made it clear to Arashi that he never fixed his messed-up magic. Hijikata had just finished preparing a familiar fusion essence in his room for later use in an emergency, and ultimately it was used much sooner as a result of the ensuing fight.]
Please come to Room 306 at the main inn if you are interested. I cannot offer gold, but I am able to train users of wind magic and help awaken it for novice users of elemental magic, or otherwise I can offer some rare items.
Just as a warning, there are some... creatures here.
[The mayonnaise mascots are harmless, but kind of creepy looking in his opinion. They are unnatural, wholly unnatural. The sooner they disappear the better.]
(OOC: This is open for anyone, no dibs (after all we've got time loops happening around here!). Villains and pranksters are also welcome (after all Arashi is such an absent familiar that he wouldn't be able to tell who Hijikata's friends are, or if he has any at all). If you'd like to plot anything specific out I have my CR meme post here!)
No worries I've been busy as hell these last few days!
First order of business though.
[He motions to the mayo mascots.]
What in the hell are these things.
👍👍👍
[Arashi closes his eyes and covers his bird head with one wing, looking suspiciously like he's face-palming. He clearly wishes he were somewhere else.]
As per our previous conversation these beings are not truly alive. Sacrificing them would not--
No one's going to sacrifice my Mayorins!!
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Talking isn't working because you're not making sense.
Time to do this my way.
[Darin procures a burlap sack and some rope.]
You can either get in this bag or I can put you in.
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[Who or what is Darin's familiar anyway? Hijikata has never seen it... oh well, he can figure that out later when his fight (no flight) impulse isn't at 100%. It's on!! They're going to roughly brawl in this poor little hotel room (
if Darin has no tricks up his sleeve and if Arashi doesn't intervene). Hijikata's elaborate plan that he just thought up in 0.5 seconds consists of throwing Darin down, banging his hard head on the floor a few times, stuffing him in the bag while he's dazed, and tying it at the top with the toughest knot he knows.]no subject
Alright. New plan. Settle down, or we see if these things can be as messy as they look.
[Either Hijikata was going to charge him, in which case, I guess they're brawling, or he'll stop to listen to Darin for a moment.]
[And really a moment is all he needs.]
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[Sadly Hijikata isn't the most coolheaded person. As soon as he see Darin put his foot down on one of his precious Mayorins he lunges to throw him down before he can squash it. While he has a decent chance of succeeding at that it's doubtful if he'll manage to stay on top of Darin, or if Darin can use the momentum to pin him and get a word in... and then there's still Arashi, who's keeping a watchful eye on the scene and is ready to intervene with his wind magic if necessary.]
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[He can't bind his hands but maybe Arashi can help...]
[He quickly yanks the burlap sack over Hijikata's head and turns to his familiar.]
Hey! Can you use magic to draw the air out of the sack?? Without air he'll pass out and I can bind him up properly!