[Audio] UN: Greywords

[heartlessswordsman]

Let's see... I've never put anything on this network thing before, so. Here's hoping I do this right...

[There's a pause, accompanied by the sound of rustling while this guy tries to figure out wtf he's doing. Zel can't technology for shit ok, give him a minute.]

Okay, there. My name is Zelgadis, and I'm interested in hearing more about alchemy. Specifically, I want to learn more about how it pertains to the creation of chimeras. Nothing I've been able to read so far has been of very much help, and I'm unable to preform alchemy myself, so I was hoping that reaching out like this might yield better results. So... hm. I didn't think this through very well... That's about all I have, I think. If you're able to use alchemy, or know someone who can, please get in touch with me.

...Okay, now how do I turn this off--

[And then it abruptly ends in the least cool way possible.]

Comments

[emet_sulk]

If you do find a solution then I would be terribly interested to hear it. I am an alchemist so I have something of a stake in that field of magic.

[heartlessswordsman]

I suppose it couldn't hurt to exchange notes, assuming I'm able to come up with any. Unfortunately, I don't really have the best record when it comes to this.

[emet_sulk]

I expect nothing, so I shall be pleasantly surprised if you do learn aught.

You may call me Emet-Selch. I wish you the best in treating your condition.

[heartlessswordsman]

You and me both.

Thank you, I appreciate that.