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[arf]

Help Taichi Sleep on a Bed

Taichi Nanao is organizing this fundraiser.
Hello! My name is Taichi! Recently, I purchased a loft to live in after getting kicked out of the inn. My bad. (｡•́︿•̀｡) I got a job, but due to certain circumstances, I can't afford furniture yet. Please help me support my quest to purchase a bed to sleep in. Benefits to supporting my need to sleep in a bed include: Getting a good night's sleep, which will help me keep my face fresh, which is important for keeping my job (actor). Not making my friends or boyfriend sit in a bean bag chair when they come over. I can save up for other important furniture like a table or a refrigerator, which will enable me to not spend as much money on takeout! (I don't want to, but I don't have anywhere to keep it!) I don't have to sleep on the floor anymore. Look at the picture above and how comfortable I would look thanks to you! Please help me afford a bed! I really appreciate it! Anyone who donates over 5,000G I will sign something of your choice. If you donate over 10,000G, I will record a 15 second voice message of whatever you want me to say. It'll be really valuable once I become famous here in Avalon!

Comments

[arf]

Thank you for your 1G... but voice recordings are 10,000G! I'm not even good at math and even I know that's not even a syllable worth!

[firstsaderesponder]

that's not what the post says



[At least, that's not what his haphazardly edited version of the post says.]

[arf]

You can still see part of one of the zeroes you erased!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

i don't know what you're talking about.

oh it looks like I made a mistake

1G
Donated by Sougo Okita

there. now you have 2G and i get to have my voice message

[arf]

Ten thousand, not two! >:(
You would have to have a friend discount to get a recording at those prices, but you haven't said we're friends yet so...

[ agree. to friend. :) ]

[firstsaderesponder]

but i just showed you it said if you donate over 1 G you get a message, which is what i did

to be my friend you need to pay 10,000G tho

maybe you can make that fundraiser after this one

[arf]

I know that's not true already! I've been your friend in the past without paying anything but my dignity!

[firstsaderesponder]

so your dignity is worth 10,000G. good to know

[arf]

My dignity is priceless!!!!!
My voice recordings are 10,000G!

[firstsaderesponder]

but you paid your dignity to be my friend in some weird world you remember

are you sure you didn't meet a fanfiction version of me

[arf]

No, you earned it!! 

It wasn't!

[firstsaderesponder]

so i have your dignity then?

[arf]

🥺 Not if we're not friends.

[ Is that better... lol ]

[firstsaderesponder]

so if we're friends, i can do whatever i want?

[arf]

You can do a lot more than I'll let a stranger do, but not more than my lover would be cool with!

[ ok he doesn't have a lover yet he's a super virgin but his boyfriend is mentioned right in the post so!! He's being optimistic for the future of his new bed ]

[firstsaderesponder]

you have a lover? your dreams don't count

[Even if Sougo doesn't know for sure, he's definitely getting those super virgin vibes from Taichi. So forgive him for not believing Taichi has a lover.]

[arf]

Well not at that level yet but that general level!!

[firstsaderesponder]

body pillows don't count either

[He's not convinced. This will bite him in the ass later.]

[arf]

I do not nor have I ever owned a body pillow!!

[firstsaderesponder]

so you will own one then

[arf]

I won't!!!!