text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Help Taichi Sleep on a Bed

Taichi Nanao is organizing this fundraiser.
Hello! My name is Taichi! Recently, I purchased a loft to live in after getting kicked out of the inn. My bad. (｡•́︿•̀｡) I got a job, but due to certain circumstances, I can't afford furniture yet. Please help me support my quest to purchase a bed to sleep in. Benefits to supporting my need to sleep in a bed include: Getting a good night's sleep, which will help me keep my face fresh, which is important for keeping my job (actor). Not making my friends or boyfriend sit in a bean bag chair when they come over. I can save up for other important furniture like a table or a refrigerator, which will enable me to not spend as much money on takeout! (I don't want to, but I don't have anywhere to keep it!) I don't have to sleep on the floor anymore. Look at the picture above and how comfortable I would look thanks to you! Please help me afford a bed! I really appreciate it! Anyone who donates over 5,000G I will sign something of your choice. If you donate over 10,000G, I will record a 15 second voice message of whatever you want me to say. It'll be really valuable once I become famous here in Avalon!

Comments

text; un: saxitup

[saxsongs]

20,000g
Donated by Ren Jinguji

[arf]

Ren-san!
Ty!!
What do you want me to record for you!?

text; un: fireprince

[rediscovering]

4,999G
Donated by Zuko

[arf]

Zucchan!!
Ty!
Are you short on funds? Or you don't want my autograph?
I can loan you 1G if you want it.

[ What kind of weird go fund me is this.. ]

text | un: USERNAME

[saxum]

I can give my bed

[ Zhongli it's not even your bed it's the bed that belongs to the inn. ]

[arf]

You have a spare bed!?
Ah, I probably shouldn't take stuff from the elderly though.. you should keep it for yourself, just in case!

text, un. angel

[schmisse]

1,000 G
Donated by Weiss Schnee

This is a very scary post and I hope it gets taken off soon.

[arf]

Weiss-chan, you're alive!!

[ He hasn't seen her since Prismatica?! Does she even know who he is, he doesn't know, this post may have gotten even scarier somehow. ]

Thank youuuuu!! It is scary living it too.

text; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

[This is one of the most pathetic things he's ever seen, and he's from Gintama.]

oh it's you again. you're gonna have to help me out with how to donate on this thing

[arf]

It's me!
Just tap the button that says "Donate" and then pick an amount!

text; un: 0123

[scension]

6,000G
Donated by Sagi

Hope you can buy a nice bed! Sleeping without one sounds rough.

[This is a sizeable chunk of what he's saved up since arriving here and isn't already going towards essentials, but it's fine! Beds are really important!]

[arf]

Thank youuuu!! Sagi-san, I'll be sure to get one worth sleeping in! What do you want me to sign for you? You won't regret it!

[skybound_knight]

1,000g
Donated by Link of Skyloft

I understand the importance of a good bed.

[arf]

Thank you Link of Skyloft-san! Where is Skyloft?
It really makes a big difference, and every little bit counts!
I've never hated the floor more.

text; un: hello

[luminatus]

does thissorta thing

work?

[arf]

So far I've gotten 32,999G! Which isn't enough to afford a mattress yet, but I can afford a cheap bed frame and sheets and blankets!
I had no idea mattresses were so expensive until I tried to buy one.

text | un: octavinelle (oh my GODS Taichi)

[dottedline]

They actually have this sort of site here, too?

[arf]

Where there's a need, there's a way!

[ and Taichi without a parent and/or Omi and Sakyo helping him manage his life has a Need. He learned a spell to summon brownies to clean for him, but he still can't really cook or manage his money very well. He's never been so grateful for Sakyo yelling at him to get out of the shower on time. ]

I'm willing to do other stuff maybe for donations if you can help! Any little bit helps!

text; anon - Apologies for the troll here

[notquitetamed]

0G

[Included is an ad for an air mattress that costs far less.]

Something like this would suit you better. You clearly won't have a problem inflating it. Just do what you did with your ego there.

[arf]

[ What do we do when we encounter haters and we don't have a troupe to back us up? Ignore and silently thinks about it every night for the next week instead of sleeping!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ]

[prismatically]

5000g
Donated by Stella Roselaid

this is the funniest post i've ever seen. thank u. rip to your back from sleeping on the floor(????) this whole time.

[arf]

Stella-chan!!! My hero!! Ty!

I tried sleeping on the bean bags but it was so lumpy...

1/a few

[individuates]

H!TA-1?

Someone gave you permission to use our name already?

2/a few

[individuates]

Wait

text | un: suzuya

[shishato]

huuh? you got kicked out???
what did you do? was it bad?? (•̪o •̪)

[arf]

Let's just say it involves chocolate, a microwave, a whisk, and the irresponsibility of a teenage boy.
I have since learned how to summon brownies to help me clean up but it was too late by that point.

un: suohtamaki

[vanity]

5,000g
Donated by Tamaki Suoh

i appreciate that you're going for the gold (pun possibly intended) here taichi! don't simply settle for a cheap bed -- a 200,000g bed should be exquisite! (つ≧▽≦)つ

[arf]

Tono-san! Thank you!

I want one big enough so that Hikaru can stay over for movie nights! And blankets and sheets and pillows. I thought about a western-style futon but I thought he probably wouldn't come over if my bed could also turn into a couch.

un: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

Shouldn't adults like, earn their money by not begging?

[arf]

I'm 17.
Do I look that mature!?

VIDEO | UN: HAMMERTIME

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Why bother with a bed when you can just get a hammock? You can even hang it up inside!

[arf]

1. Hammocks are for the beach.
2. Hammocks are not good for long-term sleeping.
3. A hammock is not a bed. I want a bed.
4. You can't hang a hammock up inside there aren't any trees!?
5. I will definitely fall out of a hammock.

un: selcouth

[sulit]

What a terrible situation. 😟 I can't believe the inn would do something like that. I don't have any money to give you, but I know a great place where you can get a lot of money for your bed!

Re: un: selcouth

[arf]

Hehe.. well, I can't blame them too much. I didn't know how to get the chocolate off of the ceiling either. But! I managed to get a spell for summoning little fairies that come clean if you leave cake out at night so anything new will not be victim to my dumbness!

Where can I get money?!

text; un: haru

[baristabassist]

900g
Donated by Haruki Kaji

Wish I could give some more
Good luck on getting the rest but I'm curious how did you get kicked out?
Where do you stay now?

[arf]

Any little bit counts! That's the great thing about crowdfunding! Seriously though, thanks Kaji-san!

Let's just say I got a little enthusiastic about making chocolate for Valentine's Day for the person I like, and there was mess on the ceiling and the bed and the floor... haha... but don't worry! I got that spell that gets the little guys to come clean at night if you feed them cake. So it doesn't matter I don't know how to clean now!

[ He attaches a picture of his loft, which is decidedly empty of furniture except for two bean bags, an Akapoyo-kun plushie, and the board of his skateboard that says "NANAO" on the bottom against the wall. ]