Miles Edgeworth (
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avalononline2020-11-15 07:09 pm
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text; un: m. edgeworth
It has quickly become apparent to me that my office is in need of dire need of a bailiff. Accordingly, interested individuals should submit their credentials directly to me or inquire in person at the location below.
[Here he lists the street address of a public building at the edge of the city of Camelot, near the Dusklight Woods — presumably some sort of rural courthouse or administrative building that primarily services the farmlands to the north of the city.]
Be prepared to offer a concise but detailed explanation of how you would maintain order when presented with the following situations:
1) One (or several) wild chickens have been set loose in the arbiter's chamber.
2) A claimant has chained themselves to the the bar with a length of tow chain and refuses to unlock the same until their demand for satisfaction has been granted.
3) A claimant, impatient for their turn to be heard, has assaulted a fellow waiting claimant by striking them upside the head with a large gourd.
Serious applicants only.
— M. Edgeworth
[So Edgeworth has gotten himself a job in public service mediating disputes among the NPCs, Judge Judy-style. It, uh. Certainly is going, for him. Does he even have the authority to do hiring like this? Probably not. Is that going to stop him? Nope.]
[Here he lists the street address of a public building at the edge of the city of Camelot, near the Dusklight Woods — presumably some sort of rural courthouse or administrative building that primarily services the farmlands to the north of the city.]
Be prepared to offer a concise but detailed explanation of how you would maintain order when presented with the following situations:
2) A claimant has chained themselves to the the bar with a length of tow chain and refuses to unlock the same until their demand for satisfaction has been granted.
3) A claimant, impatient for their turn to be heard, has assaulted a fellow waiting claimant by striking them upside the head with a large gourd.
Serious applicants only.
— M. Edgeworth
[So Edgeworth has gotten himself a job in public service mediating disputes among the NPCs, Judge Judy-style. It, uh. Certainly is going, for him. Does he even have the authority to do hiring like this? Probably not. Is that going to stop him? Nope.]
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You served a king, I presume?
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And I still do
I am the Marshal of the Crownsguard for the line of Lucis, ranking just beneath said rulers and the Lord Shield.
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Lucis.
As in, Noctis Lucis Caelum?
How many of you people ARE there?
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I take it you've already spoken to a couple of them?
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Noctis, in particular, was rather taken with my pet dog.
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That definitely sounds like him. He's always had a soft spot for animals.
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I'm capable of reading between the lines. It doesn't sound like a...desirable situation.